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[chickens-offical]

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Cluck cucucucucluck Bawk Bawk cluck cluck Bawk Bawk Bawk cluck

[no-one-offical]

Wait do u know how it got termed/what u did??

tumblr automoderation wave of purges by most likely an AI, without peer review

[chickens-offical]

Bawk cluck

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

Like a month ago I messaged a craft group about accessibility for wheelchairs and the answer I got was “there’s a lot of stairs but we have cute boys who can carry you”. And it’s…not good. As a wheelchair bound person I largely depend on people when I want to go out and do *anything* so I’m used to it, I laugh it off, make an annoyed post about it and off I go. But I wanna just say a thing real quick.

Even if I wasn’t gay, wasn’t a survivor scared of men, getting help as a disabled person is just…Not a pleasant thing to us! Imagine for a sec how you’d feel being carried up a flight of stairs. You’re a grown person. You’re being touched in an awkward way. You’d rather do it yourself. You’re So Uncomfortable. It’s not where I look for the beginning of a romantic relationship. So like…could abled people stop doing this thing where they think helping us in a condescending and infantilizing way is cute? Cause I’m real tired. Just get me a ramp or lift and I’m cool. I don’t need a dating service when I’m just trying to go about my day

[sickbitterandcoveredinglitter]

If you’re abled please reblog it cause like…the more ppl knows the better

[megpie71]

Reblogging to boost signal

(Also, people who use wheelchairs are not the only people who have problems with stairs - anyone who’s using a cane, or crutches, or who just has dodgy knees is gonna wish you had access to a lift, a ramp, or some other place to meet).

[licker-of-guns-offical]

Scholarship: We give preference to those who serve and make an impact in their community!

My intorverted ass: Ah, fuck.

[chickens-offical]

Cluck Bawk cluck cluck clucluclucluck

[licker-of-guns-offical]

Okay WHO DECIDED TO MAKE ME UNWILLING TO TALK TO PEOPLE? I have ONE singular person I regularly talk to and I tap at them through this stupid screen. I have someone I knew in high school who was my friend, who I share multiple college classes with now, who I DONT EVEN TALK TO ANYMORE. HIGH SCHOOL WAS ONE YEAR AGO! THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME THE BEST ARE, UNFORTUNATELY, MY FUCKING PARENTS! I DONT EVEN LIVE WITH THEM FULL TIME ANYMORE!!!!!

FUCK! I HAD ONE GIRLFRIEND, AND WE WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO CRY WHEN WE BROKE UP AFTER ALMOST A YEAR OF DATING!!!!

There is no excuse on this planet, not one reason on this great green earth, for me to be this lonely. I am at college, I should be out hanging with people my age, but no! I'm chilling on my phone almost the entire fucking time! If I got hit by a car and killed tomorrow, like 2 people MAX would even care! My only friend wouldn't even know, because again, I only know them through thus stupid app right here!

Why? Why am I alive? If life is like this during the biggest and most social time of my life, what will it look like later on? Is there a point to living?

Honestly speaking, the one and only course of action for me is to go on a rampage, killing every single politician and billionaire I can get my grubby little hands on until I die of bullet to the head. Only then would I get the life I truly deserve, the death I crave.

Ignore that, just venting.

[chickens-offical]

Bawk…. Cluck baBAWK Bawk?

[licker-of-guns-offical]

Okay WHO DECIDED TO MAKE ME UNWILLING TO TALK TO PEOPLE? I have ONE singular person I regularly talk to and I tap at them through this stupid screen. I have someone I knew in high school who was my friend, who I share multiple college classes with now, who I DONT EVEN TALK TO ANYMORE. HIGH SCHOOL WAS ONE YEAR AGO! THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME THE BEST ARE, UNFORTUNATELY, MY FUCKING PARENTS! I DONT EVEN LIVE WITH THEM FULL TIME ANYMORE!!!!!

FUCK! I HAD ONE GIRLFRIEND, AND WE WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO CRY WHEN WE BROKE UP AFTER ALMOST A YEAR OF DATING!!!!

There is no excuse on this planet, not one reason on this great green earth, for me to be this lonely. I am at college, I should be out hanging with people my age, but no! I'm chilling on my phone almost the entire fucking time! If I got hit by a car and killed tomorrow, like 2 people MAX would even care! My only friend wouldn't even know, because again, I only know them through thus stupid app right here!

Why? Why am I alive? If life is like this during the biggest and most social time of my life, what will it look like later on? Is there a point to living?

Honestly speaking, the one and only course of action for me is to go on a rampage, killing every single politician and billionaire I can get my grubby little hands on until I die of bullet to the head. Only then would I get the life I truly deserve, the death I crave.

Ignore that, just venting.

[chickens-offical]

Bawk…. Cluck baBAWK Bawk?

[chickens-offical]

Cluuuuuuuuck-

[bite-sized-thembo]

[27vampyresinhermind]

Let him give it a try at least.

[chickens-offical]

Cluck Bawk Bawk

BAWK BAWKBABABAWK CLUCKCLUCK CLUCK CLUCLYCLUCLUCLUCK BAWK BAWKBAWK

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Cluclubawk Bawk baw-

[chickens-offical]

Bawk cluck cluck babababawk

[the-evil-critter-offical-2]

https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php

Hey officalverse.. silly thing to do :33

@satan-offical @villain-offical @laciffo-natas @homosexuality-offical @supervillain-offical & anynyan else who wants to join

[chickens-offical]

Cluck bababawk clu-awk! cluck Bawk Bawk!

[chickens-offical]

Bawk cluck cluck

AAAAAAAAAUGKKKKKKKK

Clu-bawk

[chickens-offical]

Cluck Bawk Bawk Bawk cluclucluck

[chickens-offical]

Bawk Bawk Bawk cluck cluck bababawk🐓

[chickens-offical]

BaBAWK Bawk cluck 🪽

[stagefrightbaxter]

officalverse! i need your help!

i have an idea. a musical based off of the officalverse! but alas, i am but one man! i can write the lyrics and script (edit: I could use some help with writing too!) , but i can’t compose or play all the characters! if you know how to play any instrument and could help, or act, please rb and let me know, or dm me! even if you can’t boosting would really help! Thank you! edit: fill out this form to join!

Officalverse Musical Signups

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @cool-guy-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @god-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @alastor-offical @aroace-offical @bra1n-offical @boy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-bread-offical @fanta-offical @inspector-javert-offical @gay-guy-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @homeschooler-offical @house-offical @i-am--fih-official @yearning--offical @breadcrumb-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[chickens-offical]

BAWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKK CLUCK BAWK BAWK CLUCK BAWK CLUCK CLUCK BAWK BAWK BAWK

[blorbospinninhouseplant]

The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people

[satan-offical]

And EVERYONE is a minor, it's like a requirement

[imp-offical]

What happens when you turn 18?

[chickens-offical]

You run out of time

Bawk.