oh you drive a ford? you gay bitch

Alex ✦ 27 ✦⚦✦main/art blog Fixated unhealthily on MGS. 🔞 pls

[snoobert]

✦main/art blog✦

I reblog gay shit here idk!

💖 MGS, Disco Elysium, Pathologic

🔞 pls thanks

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy likes Free shipping

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[dogpuppy]

[guerrillatech]

[mousenemy]

[plaguedocboi]

1 serving

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[sm64mario]

AND NOT MISS

[akashicrecord]

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

[aflo]

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

[akashicrecord]

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

[herpsandbirds]

Texas Banded Gecko (Coleonyx brevis), family Eublepharidae, West TX, USA

Photograph by Dick Bartlett

[seroquelstar]

[is-this-fascism]

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

[cosmovain]

[minmos]

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

[minmos]

why are you like this?

[oscarjamesleigh]

[tastylemonbread]

[herpsandbirds]

Desert Iguanas (Dipsosaurus dorsalis), EAT A TASTY LEAFS!!!, family Iguanidae, Kern County, CA, USA

photographs by Ryan Sikola

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[c3rvida3]

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

[c3rvida3]

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.