Jun 3
cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.
Hey op google what LCD stands for
i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs
#slightly unrelated to this post#my senior year of hs they called us to an assembly#and passed out 'contracts' to never do drugs once we graduated#and being smart enough to know that this was some purity ring bs#and that i was a minor and thus could not sign a legally binding contract anyhow#turned it into an airplane and threw it after the assembly was over#then they rose a stink abt the fact i hadn't turned anything in and called my mom#and i think even called me to the front office over it#until my mom had to be like 'hey this is stupid and you should drop it.' and they finally relented#incidentally this was also an abstinence school
