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🐋i hope you're having a good day🐘

[dig-dug]

when u know somebody is lyin

[onlinedaddy]

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

[realfriendly]

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[morkitten]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[beggars-opera]

Hi this is absolutely killing me, could someone please point me in the direction of that video of the guy in like a train station who’s pretending to be a street preacher but he’s reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar like it’s the book of Genesis

[beggars-opera]

God bless you

[antique-scarecrow]

I...think i just found religion

[the-eternal-loading-screen]

PREACH BITCH 

[mondobutter-deactivated20200808]

Recently at my (Christian) school it has been an issue between the staff and the students over lengths of uniform skirts. One the explanations on why the skirts should be 2 inches above the knee maximum was “we have male teachers”. One of the male students heard of this and plastered these throughout the school after.

[alisonzai]

[akawaru]

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

[gatoaburrido-blog-blog]

[p0is0ngirlfriend]

me trying not to let the shit break me

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[animatedtext]

[alisonzai]

video series

[paxamericana]

[ferrantes]

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[menacereynolds]