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Great idea that will have no negative consequences: Witch hunters, but for clowns

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something like this actually happened at UMass Amherst

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Good. The people of Massachusetts have traditionally been very rational and level-headed in their witchhunts.

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If you can't accept me flaccid You don't deserve the full two inches

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obeselatina

fucking hell

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Kidnapper: I have your son. Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please. Kidnapper: [holds the phone] Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this is a mess!)

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your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child

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do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed

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750,324 people whose mama taught them right

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balto didn’t die for you to not vaccinate your kids

bleutempete

Thanks, google.

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These were taken at the same moment

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Am I the only one who notices that the birds head is facing different ways in the photo so they couldnt have been taken at the same moment…..if so in the first pic the bird would have been facing the camera taking that picture.

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Good try Nancy Drew, but I took my photo with snapchat, while my friend took the other photo with her camera app. The camera app reverses the photo after it is taken, while snapchat does not. If you have gotten your hair permed before you would know that you cannot shower for a full day after it is treated or else the water will ruin your hair, which clearly didn’t happen which means you weren’t in the shower, which means you shot your father!

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A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked!