alabananarama

[marcelshorjian]

> THE JESTER

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[rams-zenith]

i did a little redraw of a comic panel cause i wanted a crispier header lmao i love rainbow warp trails

[ohmovie]

What can I do? The only thing I'm good for is getting caught. - But you never let that stop you before. And if that's not a true hero, then I don't know what is.

FRED JONES & DAPHNE BLAKE Scooby-Doo│2002

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[stjohnstarling]

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m going to show you a book cover I’ve been staring at for ten minutes with the disclaimer that this isn’t anywhere close to the wildest book cover I’ve ever seen. It simply compels me. It haunts me. It makes me want to go back to the library to check it out.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Anyway it was nearly crazy enough. It was just a competently yet blandly written romance between an Amish single father and a woman with a troubled past, BUT at one point the villain gives his name as Pete Peterson and then 70 pages later someone’s finally like “so that’s probably a fake name” and then the villain’s real name? Phil Phillipson. I’ll bump the book up to a C+ for that alone.

[ekjohnston]

Fun fact: the blandness is intentional. I have several friends who've written for that line, and it was an exercise in frustration for all of them because their suspense couldn't be that suspenseful, and their romance couldn't go past "tingle".

[anxietyproblem]

[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[introsquirrel]

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

[divinegallery]

EAT SPAGHETTI. FUCK UNTIL YOU DIE.

[nudityandnerdery]

[libraryleopard]

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

[vaporwavecorp]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[dragon-in-a-fez]

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

[red-berin]

Kyle Gordon's back