‘my name is not 5 weenies.’ babe idc what it is but i want ur weenie in me !!!
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‘my name is not 5 weenies.’ babe idc what it is but i want ur weenie in me !!!
maybe i need to get high and get cracked
Denki Kaminari x reader
Hello it’s snoopsy and I come bearing gifts! This is my first time writing smut so lmk how I did :)
I wish tumblr had yellow for aesthetic purposes but it’s ok we ball. Enjoy!
Smut, slight virgin denki
“Awh this doesn’t taste sweet at all” he whines between your legs
Denki Kaminari for as long as you’ve known him has always wanted you. Sure, he was a pervert and would take whoever wanted him but the real prize was you.
There were multiple occasions where this man was on his knees flat out begging for even just a hug. He craved something you would never give him. It’s not like you didn’t want him, this was just far more entertaining.
It was a Saturday night and you had just been out drinking. You brought some random guy home just for him to leave you dry as hell after he got his fix.
You didn’t want to but you shoot Denki a text anyway, you were desperate and thirsty and this was the easiest way to get what you wanted. As soon as the text is sent you get a phone call.
“HEYYY BABY, IM ON MY WAY DONT WORRY” he sounded out of breath, like he was running? “IS SOMETHING WRONG?” you hear the screaming of car tires
“I’m pissed and horny. Just hurry please” you hear a whimper over the phone then a quick “yes mommy” you scoff then hang the phone up.
If he wants you that bad, might as well give him easy access. You strip down only leaving a black lace bra, it was supposed to be for anyone but Denki but shit happens.
Just as you start to think about how he’s doing the opposite of hurrying there’s banging on your door “come in!” Denki enters and instantly shuts the door as his jaw falls to the floor.
“Holy shit, you look good” he whines “you’re such a baby, c’mere.” He drops to his knees in the middle of your apartment living room kissing along your stomach and down your thighs “I used to dream about this, your smell, your body, your taste” he says kissing between his words.
“You’re such a freak” he chuckled and pushed you onto the couch as he settled between your spread legs “damn ma, you already this wet for me?”
“Just shut up and get me off” “yes ma’am, uh one issue…” “what now Denki.” “I’ve never like, done oral on a girl before..?”
“…And you have on a man?” “That’s not what we’re talking about right now” he says shyly “I’ll talk you through it baby” you spread your thighs giving him easier access to you
“start with your tongue flat, lick a stripe up to the top” he nodded and instantly did as you said “Awh this doesn’t taste sweet at all kinda tastes like, pennys…?” “You want it or not?” “Oh baby I love that green, what now”
“You know what the clit is right dumbass?”
“Keep talking to that and I might just cum untouched, yes I know” he lied a soft kiss on it and sucked “fuck, that’s perfect. You sure you needed my help?”
He hums into you as he licks sending a sensation that makes your back arch up from the couch “stay still” he mumbles then plunges his tongue into you “o-my, keep going baby” you grab onto his hair for support giving it a little tug.
The combination of his light kisses and licking against your pussy drawing you closer and closer to the edge. “I just need a little more denks, make me cum please” you whine
“fuck” you hear his whisper right before he inserts one finger and curls it. Your moans grow louder as he lets in another finger “Pussy’s so wet I can just slip em in there”
he licks up your slick then sucks on your clit and you’re there. “fuckk, AghHh~ slow down baby please” you whimper out and he gives in and slows his pace.
Denki slowly removes his fingers and drinks up every last bit of your release. As his head comes back up he has a smug look on his face “don’t. Don’t even start” “I don’t have to babe” he kisses you “you already did, now let’s get you cleaned up” “wait what about you?”
“Oh I fully painted my sweats already…”
When I finish writing something and realize I still gotta edit or else it’s gonna be buns
Denki oneshot coming soon btw 😏
Writers list ⭐️
Key!!
☀️ - current show
🥇 - snoop’s favorite
Mha ☀️
- [ ] Izuku Midoriya
- [ ] Hanta Sero 🥇
- [ ] Denki Kaminari
- [ ] Bakugo Katsuki
- [ ] Tamaki Amajiki
- [ ] Mirio Togata
Haikyuu
- [ ] Tsukishima Kei
- [ ] Suna Rintarou
The Pitt
- [ ] Trinity Santos
- [ ] Dennis Whitaker
This list is going to be changing frequently so feel free to request a character from any of these shows and I may just write for them :)
Sidekick!Reader x Katsuki Bakugo
I wrote this thinking about “willing and able” by Noah Kahan (prolly my fav artist rn) but then I kinda strayed away from it and made this longer than i intended but that’s ok enjoy!
Reader - any gender, fluff, angst if you squint
After years of hero work you had never gotten this injured.
You were sidekick to pro hero dynamite and highly respected as his better half. You were getting ready to go out on patrol with Bakugo only to realize the mountains of paper work on his desk.
“You know I could just go alone so you can handle this and not have to stress about it all night. If you’re ok with that?” You say attempting to be helpful but it goes right over your bosses head
“you think I can’t get this done tonight?” He says clearly already stressed about it.
“I know you can. I also know about your bedtime, wouldn’t it be nice to just go home when you’re done at a reasonable time and go to bed?”
You can tell he’s thinking about it, his face buried in his hands on his desk as he thinks. “I can’t let you go alone, what if something goes wrong?” He says and stands
“sit down, I am a grown woman and I can handle a simple street patrol for a couple hours. I’ll be careful, I swear.”
Which were famous last words apparently because now you were in surgery because of the damage your body took. An anxious Bakugo standing outside the hospital, paperwork done but at what cost? Passing citizens completely weirded out by one of the highest ranked pros looking like he’s gonna cry.
Eventually you’re in your room and wake up to a whole lot of pain and Katsuki in a chair pulled so close to your bedside his head was fully resting on your bed.
He slept so peacefully, hair a mess and taking small breaths in and out of his nose that brushes the skin of your hand he’s held onto. You want this moment to last forever because you know the second he wakes- “you’re awake.”
He says clearly looking like he was holding something back “mhm, everything’s ok” you said quietly “ok? I thought you were gonna die. I’m never letting some stupid shit like that keep me from patrol with you, I’m never letting my paperwork get that stacked, and I’m sure as hell never taking your dumbass suggestions again.”
He sounds angry but his teary eyes gave away his actual feelings
“were you scared? Like I’d ever leave your ass, you couldn’t live a day without me” you rolled your eyes sarcastically
“watch it woman. I’m gonna get you something to eat, you must be starving” he stands “kats you don’t have to-“
“you’ve said enough, me listening to you got us in this situation so now you’re gonna listen to me. I’m getting you food then you’re gonna take the next 2 months off to rest and so help me god if you try to come back before that I’ll make it longer.”
“You have to be kidding me, Katsuki it’s not even that bad!” You protest trying to stand but you immediately fold over in pain
“sit your ass down. Stop.” He carefully picks you up and lays you down “why can’t you just let me do this for you? Please it’s the least I can do.”
You sigh then quietly “hospital food is ass, get me something from down the street..” he rolls his eyes and begins walking out “how hard was that-“ he exits your room “-stubborn ass”
Katsuki Bakugo x reader oneshot!
It’s a random Tuesday night, it’s late and your husband just got off patrol.
Next to you is the same Katsuki Bakugo you went to UA with, only now it’s entirely different. His eyes are relaxed, he’s leaning into you and his breathing is slowing. He’s quickly falling asleep from your gentle fingers raking through his hair.
The same man who used to yell at you for even the slightest mistake in a training exercise was now falling asleep on your shared sofa.
His eyes start to close but you know the second he’s asleep there’s no moving to the bed. “Kats baby, you can’t fall asleep here” you say starting to get up only to feel something quickly prevent that. A tired Katsuki is grabbing your arm and begging for another couple minutes on the couch with you.
Clearly you gave in because now it’s 7 a.m. and you’re being yelled at about how you’re gonna be late for work. As you get up from the couch you think about what definitely hasn’t changed.
Your husband’s short ass temper.
Hello hello 😽
My name is snoops and I will be writing here soon… ever since getting back into tumblr I’ve been thinking about writing again and I think I’m finally gonna pull the trigger 😏
See u soon - lmk if you have rq ill post who im writing for soon trust 🙏🥹