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meep moop beep boop my pinterest: simexists

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i think that if someone were to say 'peach iced tea' in a texan accent, it would sound like 'bitch-ass tea'. can anyone confirm?

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REMEMBER MY POST YESTERDAY ABOUT YEARNING FOR VEGETARIAN MARSHMALLOWS?? WELL TODAY MY MUM COMES BACK FROM THE SHOP WITH MINI MARSHMALLOWS!! THAT HAVE PORK IN THEM!! SO MY FAMILY ARE GONNA EAT THEM :(

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hey does anyone know where my pencil sharpener is bcs i REALLY need it rn

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when ur watching a show and the 2 girls finally kiss

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helo!!!!!! i love tour bug blog theme it is so Cute🥹

THANK YOU SO MUCH KOI!! i appreciate that! bugs are my favourite thing everrr so ofc i had to theme my blog around them !! <3

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if you hear me say 'i hate everything', never assume that includes the celeste minifigure in my animal crossing lego set

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET VEGETARIAN CHICK-SHAPED PEEP MARSHMALLOWS IN THE UK?

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vegetarian marshmallows are expensive asf. should i turn into a meat-eater again just for this reason

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i wanna bite into my candle

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i would really like to eat a sweet potato!

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so i feel like im not cut out for anything bcs im not a cute little neat sugar cookie like everyone else is. bcs when you cut out a sugar cookie, it's nice and pristine with smooth edges, then it gets yummy icing and sprinkles. but im the one that just got a bit smushed and shoved on a tray and im not good for anything really

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why did bowlby need 44 thieves? isn't that a bit greedy? i think 43 should suffice

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i wanna live in a tv show

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hey are any of you angry at me right now?

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i think my friends tolerate me rather than actually like me

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sometimes my stomach hurts but i dont know if im hungry so one of these things happen:

1. i eat and then my stomach hurts more

2. i don't eat and then my stomach hurts more

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ive started watching a show called i am not okay with this. im a few mins into the first ep and it is enjoyable so far. syd reminds me of mae martin in feel good.