No one back home will EVER believe this...

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Classic take from Astarion on finding Mayrina's brothers.

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So, spoilers for BG3 Act III: Apparently, if you don't have Gale talk to Mystra, whether he rejects her or not, when he picks up the Crown of Karsus... he just flat out dies. Not just dies, but gets totally erased from existence, orb-style. 1800+ hours in to discover this.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

can we PLEASE have more shitty women characters?

i don't mean shittily written women characters, i mean women characters who are just shitty people! just complete fleabags! terrible awful miserable pathetic wet mangy women. who engage in shenanigans and make selfish decisions and whose actions are unreasonably excused by the narrative. this is EQUALITY! this is LONG OVERDUE. give me fictional women who SUCK!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for fuck's sake i don't want her to be LIKABLE or RELATABLE, i want her to be CONNIVING and SCUMMY and MORALLY INDEFENSIBLE

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[cannibalchicken]

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Neil Newbon brings us some more unhinged behavior as he procrastinates around Cazador's palace, animated here for your viewing pleasure.

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Assembling the most annoying jigsaw puzzle this side of Waterdeep.

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Some creative body disposal from Neil Newbon's BG3 stream, featuring the beleaguered Tom deVille.

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Casual day in Baldur's Gate, out with my friends, four of whom happen to be Air Myrmidons.

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Neil gets his loot goblin comeuppance in this Astarion-approved animated dialogue from his BG3 stream.

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Bringing Neil Newbon's vision to life with some animation of audio from his BG3 stream.

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Fun Fact: Neil Newbon, as he says in his stream, did the motion capture for multiple characters, including Gale's hand.

[meerawrites]

Correct.

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This is The Spot to lose the strength-economy-is-in-shambles squad. Look at these wet little men.

[getetteroo]

its so funny to see durgetash with heavily modded durges because without fail it looks like this.

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Animated some more chaotic Astarion-approved dialogue from ‪‪‪‪ @NeilNewbonOfficial  stream playing Baldur's Gate 3 with Tom de Ville.

(Two things to note: Yes, the character of Golbraith is based on a real fan's deceased father. And yes, Neil really owns this puppet.)

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Some very relatable Astarion dialogue from Neil Newbon's BG3 stream, featuring Tom de Ville in total agreement for once.

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Lorroakan's on everyone's on-sight hit list, and Astarion is no exception.