How quaint it is, are you the one they've sent to get a name? I'd say it if I could, but I might set the place aflame. Metaphorically, of course. You see, I've rather gained a fame, from Claridge's to Harrods… well, their charred, decayed remains. I'm a landed man of standing known in every club still standing from the Abbey to the Strand. You'll find my calendar demanding. I'm a wit of high precision and my manners are enchanting, as befitting my position as a real and human man-thing.
Tell me friend, have you heard the call to peep behind the veil? Tell me friend, do you hear the shadows sing? Tell me friend, do you think the demons might prevail? Tell me friend, do you believe in such a thing?
I'm an academic sport, quite despite my fine rapport. See, my friend, you're not the only compiling a report. While the others at my station may not share my fascination, rest assured my occupation is the normal, mortal sort. You're a fascinating species (of which I am too, of course), blessed with soul so thick and treacly I could easily have it corked. In the ceaseless stream of freakery the underneath has wrought, it's not beast, the deep or bleak, but speak of love you seem to squawk.
Are your eyes not truly open to this paradise you've found? This dark, arcane arcadia encaved beneath the ground? Where death, as but a wheel within a wheel, spins ever-round upon a mortal coin, a spring the likes of we have never wound?
You're a cast of fools and bastards so disastrously inclined, yet far more entertaining than the vast lot of my kind. So feeble, weak and plebian, and yet you pique the mind. Companions are beneath me… Or, perhaps, they're ill-defined? You know the higher folds can tire observing from above? Chance your wholesome little doldrum might just serve a spot of buzz? When it comes to baring souls, I tend to keep things bottled up, but perchance it may be droll to take a stroll among the rough.
Go on, toddle on. I'll be seeing you.
Hey Anon can you come back and explain this? Some niche ass song that I only know cause I showed this to a friend who happened to be into Fallen London? Do not just randomly drop the lyrics to a stupendiem fansong like this without explanation