It's funny how american guys who got "73% Scandinavian" in a mail order DNA test once will be like "I have Viking blood coursing through my veins, I'm a natural-born warrior and I've got +5 poison resistance and I'm immune to frost damage", while the average Norwegian guy is just some guy named Lars who works in IT, rides a bicycle to work, and looks like this.
#at this point Vikings are a scam to sell white supremacists more dubiously sourced protein powder
The most accurate Scandi-American guy I've ever seen:
White person who got "3% Native American" on one of said tests:
"Omg, I KNEW it because I'm so in touch with nature...my spirit animal is totally a wolf and I'm descended from a princess."
The actual Native people I work and live with on the daily:
"We're going up to the Canyon this weekend to visit family. You still sending postcards to that girl in China?"
[lest this get into the hands of the Outrageousie community: no, I'm not saying Native people are white or that they don't have their own culture or whatever. I'm saying on the day-to-day they also have jobs, need to do laundry, have that one pan they really hate scrubbing, and so on. They're not Legolas with dark skin.]





















