we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
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I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.
Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."
Beginner's Guide to Palworld
I made one of these when the game was in Early Access, and since more people will likely be picking it up or coming back to it in 1.0 I figured I'd made it again. So here are some beginner tips for the game:
READ THE TEXT ON THE SCREEN. I often see youtubers struggle to figure out things that are explained on the screen in front of them. If you're struggling with something basic, take a moment and make sure you aren't ignoring information that's right in front of you.
The Palbox marks the center of your base. Place it in the middle of an open area. When you place the blueprint you will be able to see the faint outline of the base border. The Palbox is also a fast travel point, so don't worry about being near one!
You will not get enough tech points purely through leveling up to unlock everything. More can be obtained through certain items, but in the beginning it is best to unlock things as you need them rather than all at once.
If you find the Hold to Build/Craft mechanic annoying, there's an option in game settings to change it to a simple button press instead of a hold.
When making a new world, I highly recommend looking through the custom settings. The game is generally as hard or easy as you make it. Most of these settings can also be changed mid-game if you don't like something.
Once you get lots of pals it might be worth it to make multiple teams for different purposes, such as a highly mobile team for exploration, a powerful team for boss fights, teams with certain passive abilities for different activities, etc.
While some pals are more powerful than others by default, most aspects of a pal can be improved through various methods in the game. So don't worry if your fav is a little guy in the early game, you can still turn him into a god with time, effort, and care <3
There are way more things to know and learn about the game, but these are the basics I would tell a new player to help them get started. Hope you all enjoy the game as much as I do!
Me playing angry birds on my ipad while my beautiful wife carries me through the jungle
wanted to play around with shading huehehe
I love palworld because it has a stupid palm tree looking monster that does a stupid little dance that pisses you off then runs away at mach fuck so long as it's standing on grass.
She will kick the shit out of you then eat your flesh for supper while giving you the sassiest look this side of the isle.
I love my stupid fucking dancing tree and you will have to pry her from my cold dead hands.
i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america
for the love of GOD can we PLEASE stop treating us-centric advice as applicable to the whole entire world. Please. beyond anything else, i do not think you guys understand how difficult it makes it for young people to interact with and learn information relevant to them.
at a certain point, treating us-american advice as universally applicable borders on misinformation. i am not saying that it is done maliciously, but it is dangerous at worst. i do not want younger people going around assuming that certain laws do/do not apply to them and getting in trouble because of it. i worry about what 'fundamental/constitutional/labour rights' are only legally defensible in the USA. i worry about kids who do not know yet to wonder where the advice is for, and take it as fact because a post that reads "EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS" begins with "EVERYONE".
Hi! American here. I'm actually onboard with this (whenever providing legal background I already try to say I'm in the US for this reason). Here's just some of the important stuff I've learned from people issuing addenda to my posts:
1) most of the world does not have the right to not self-incriminate. In the US, let's say I happen to pull out of a parking lot entirely unknowing that a murder is happening at the other end. I can plead the fifth and say I'm invoking my right to not self-incriminate. If I'm basically anywhere else, I have to admit I was in the parking lot and hope the other evidence saves me.
2) most of the world doesn't have the "you don't have to testify against your spouse" law. You can't rob a bank together and then refuse to speak badly of each other.
3) not all countries operate on "innocent until proven guilty." I don't know for sure a full list of who doesn't, but I know "guilty until proven innocent" is true in Japan and Thailand, and basically any country with a dictator. "But it's not a dictatorship" is not an indicator.
4) you do not have the right to remain silent in most of the world. Silence will be taken as an admission of guilt even if your silence is only "I'm not fluent in this language, and don't want to speak until I have an interpreter."
5) most places have absolutely terrible disability protections laws, if they have them at all. I know the "hate America" website is going to hate hearing this, but the US still has some of the strongest laws in the world for protecting our disabled citizens in terms of both accessibility and discrimination. "You can sue for that" is not necessarily true--often it isn't.
6) whether or not your country has freedom of speech laws is a crapshoot, and countries you might expect to have them often don't. I was stunned to learn the UK doesn't have freedom of speech laws. "This country is not a dictatorship" is not an indicator.
7) I already knew this one before Tumblr, but it bears repeating for the people who don't, alcohol laws vary wildly throughout the world and the US has the highest age of legality and second-strictest laws about alcohol in the world. (The strictest are in Islamic theocratic countries where consumption is forbidden and punishable by death.) Most of the developed world has ages of legality between 14-18 years old, often with "split" ages (e.g. you can drink beer and wine at 14 but you can't drink hard liquor until you're 16). Some places may not have minimum ages at all.
8) the "parliamentary government" is a lie. All parliaments are different, sometimes wildly so. Maybe you, like me, had a civics teacher who actually explained the differences between monarchy/democracy/republic/parliamentary and so on. That teacher, unlike mine, might even have been very good. But their class time was limited and they absolutely did not give you the whole picture. Unless you're talking to someone in the UK, "contact your MP or local council" is not necessarily how their government works, even if it's parliamentary. "It's like Congress except with more than two parties" is how a very, very limited number of parliamentary governments actually work.
9) "military service" doesn't necessarily mean the same thing everywhere, and militaries are not inherently repressive. Very few people would argue the Ukrainian military is a bad thing when it's fighting against a genocide, for example. And I learned from a German military friend that the primary purpose of the German military is actually public service--they cover a lot of the functions that would be handled in the US by stuff like FEMA.
10) not quite a legal thing, but most of the world doesn't use 911 for their emergency services and those who do are doing it in response to widespread ignorance of the real number. 112 is a common emergency number, and I think I've also seen 111 and 999. If you're in a non-US country and dial 911, at best you'll be rerouted to the actual emergency services number. At worst, nothing will happen and you'll still need help but not know how to get it.
And that's only stuff I've personally picked up. That's absolutely not a full rundown of all the common misinformation pieces.
Tag the country of origin, save lives.
This is one of my go to which is like... please don't go off hollywood movies for you knowledge around age of consent and similar topics, countries are going to vary wildly on different methods of how age of consent is handled and what the age is. So please spend two seconds researching age of consent in your area, and make sure you check to ensure if it's the same for gay sex if that's your interest.
California specifically just has one of the higher and stricter ages of consent in the States which means thats how it is in Hollywood. Very few states even actually have a flat "18" requirement for sexual activity of any kind between anyone.
I know talking about this stuff is often a very taboo "why are you looking into that, creep" topic but my god, EDUCATION keeps you and those around you SAFE and ignorance allows exceptions carved out for like, child marriage, to fester. Two seconds of googling for your area.
one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
Y ou can so so so so SO trust me with your open world game I won't figure out how to get on top of the big end game floating islands with just an early game flying mount and gliding assist mechanic, game is so sos os so safe from me for breaking into areas much higher level then me i aam so very much doing the objective and not finagling around with your movement and collision, game so so so safe and being played normally with me
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."
this sentence is
good
bad
ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!
YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!
a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.
and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.
yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready
check in time:
I see the vision
it's still really bad
GOD DAMN IT!
I hope this comes across as positive/complimentary: I'm reminded of the art teacher who is quoted somewhere on tumblr as saying approximately
I do not like this style. I will never like this style. ... My biggest criticism is that I merely dislike this [art project]. Make me hate it. Make me furious over how much fun you're having with this thing I hate.
You don't need that teacher's advice, though. You're already having so much fun that tumblr is furious.
i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims
I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit
getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do