[lettiethepasta]

I think about this a normal amount

[knight-of-skyloft]

You'd think I'd get used to leftists whipping out the right-wing playbook for sexual assault allegations the second the word "Israel" or "AIPAC" gets involved, but it's still a gut punch every time.

[knight-of-skyloft]

"Why didn't they come forward before" "You have to admit the timing is suspicious" "So we're gonna ruin a man's whole career because of one mistake?" "Oh it's just *allegations*, I thought they had something *real* on him" hey are you talking about Platner in 2026 or Trump in 2016?

[kereeachan]

I legitimately just saw a comment on Substack declare that clearly this new story about Graham Platner is a plant by Schumer because he secretly wants Collins to win.

Chuck Schumer. Wants Susan Collins. A republican. To win a Senate seat that would almost certainly prevent him from re-becoming majority leader. That is his nefarious power hungry goal. To not get power.

Bull. Fucking. SHIT.

[writing-prompt-s]

Every mythical creature has a natural counterpart meant to balance them out. Elves and dwarves, werewolves and vampires, etc. Humans have just discovered they too have a counterpart.

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[abyssaldyke]

Bro what the fuck did they do to Neil Josten

[crumplelush]

people accidentally stumbling across the aftg fandom while they’re posting unhinged jokes that hilariously fit the characters well is a niche genre, but i hope it grows

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[towony]

isn’t she lovely?

[vinihyperfocus]

I'm happy to see the transfem Jax tag with people who liked the finale, I really liked it too! <3

A lot was taken out of context or done in bad faith just to make Jax even more unlikeable. Like the scene of Jax choking Pomni. That's an intrusive thought, in a hypothetical situation where Ragatha died with a VERY out of character Pomni (she would never say those things lol). Violent intrusive thoughts like that are normal. If we're going to criticize (and rightly so!!!) her actions, let's criticize everything we actually saw happen in all the episodes, not this scene of intrusive thoughts.

Or even the scene of "putting her on a leash". The context of the whole scene is that they all made a huge tent just for Jax to calm her down. Zooble sacrificed SEVERAL of their arms to carry Jax safely to the tent to calm her down, just like Kinger did with Queenie. It's a very beautiful scene that shows how much they care about Jax, even though she's a pain in the ass, like Zooble said.

[scrrunchi]

Fix it comic part 1🫠💔

[soft--crowley]

i only want to see trans lesbian funnybunny from here on out

[foxzydrawsz]

Not quite spoilers, but,, i need this ending for my own sanity

[ahelicoprion]

!Spoilerish

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

it’s frustrating when you’re talking about an inherently oppressive institution that dehumanizes everyone who is subjected to it and someone is like “it’s especially bad for those it is incorrectly applied to!” as though being the intended victim of an injustice makes it less of a tragedy

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

been thinking about this lately after some discussions about historical marriage where people have chimed in about how extra awful it would have been for trans men forced into The Wife Role because of dysphoria. which like. yeah. but the thing about The Wife Role in the context of not having civil rights and being the property of a husband is that it is inherently dysphoria-inducing to anyone who identifies as a human being instead of an object.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[opens notes] Jesus CHRIST you people are fucking hopeless I have no fucking words

WOMEN ARE PEOPLE!!!!! ohhh my god WOMEN ARE PEOPLE what is WRONG WITH YOUUUUUU

[skeletonkirby8]

peopple like you should be locked in a cage.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

like a giant comic book bird cage or like a 19th century tiger? aesthetically I think cages are a bit tacky and would prefer an oubliette or some sort of dungeon. there was a shitty cartoon movie I watched as a kid called the swan princess (and the sequel!) where the characters periodically got imprisoned in this weird oubliette… tower… thing… that was filled with deep water. they had to tread water nonstop to keep from drowning and the only respite was a chain with a big ring at the bottom that they could hold onto to rest. this freaked me out a lot but none of them ever really seemed that concerned about it. anyway I think that would be much more effective imagery to evoke for maximum psychological distress. to me personally. it was very g rated but my imagination is very strong.

[orchuris]

op disabled reblogs but i still want this

[theshapeofwallace]

i’m saying this once: goyim don’t get an answer on “are you a zionist”. i’m not fucking telling you my beliefs so you can decide whether i’m a good enough Jew to tokenize. sit and rotate, bitch. have the day you deserve.

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[chutzpahchesed]

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[prismatic-bell]

This looks like it should be a shitpost, so I want to emphasize it is very, very real, and well-documented. No, it never looks less fake. Here are some other photos, including ones where part of an object is off the ground so you can see how the shadow is cast.

[clayandsorcery]

This is literally how Eratosthenes demonstrated the earth is round.

For all the purported fans of the Library of Alexandria on this site.

Earth's circumference - Wikipedia

[prismatic-bell]

This is true, but I suspect this is sort of like learning the moon looks sideways at the equator. Like yeah, if you stop and think about it for a minute it makes perfect sense, but until you do it's like "?????? HOW."