[sketchtastrophee]

jax and ribbit 🥹🥹🥹 i love ribbits design..

this finale was devastating but ribbit and kaufmo were so cool as characters I love themmm

[mooselybased]

I'm the funny one

[sketchwizard]

Hate, hate, hate, hate, can't I be forgiven?

[pumpkinmanjack]

Isn’t she wonderful?

[princessdraconic]

im going to settle in for a nap on top of all of these treasures from the first age. yeah beneath an unmoving mountain. could you wake me up when this age ends it would be really really embarassing if an age of mortals dawns and im still embodying primordial evil and chaos and greed in a mythopoetic sense

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[maccamania]

My humble rarepair 🪲🧁

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[squareic]

it does say something about the state of the queer community that no one really talks about or cares that since 1991 T has been a class III controlled substance in the united states. for decades now trans men and mascs have had our names tracked and traced if we were legally prescribed T. since before some of you were even born, the american govt has had a list of us.

you need to care about the trans men and mascs who have been on these lists for almost 30 years now. you need to care about more than the threat or concept of trans women and femmes being put on a list, because your brothers are already there.

[afurioushawk]

In case y'all thought his supporters were capable of any shame, they still hate Mommy Democrat more than the Nazi rapist.

[sabertoothwalrus]

can we hurry up and make it legal to have boobs out in public it's been too hot outside lately

[sabertoothwalrus]

I do appreciate the sentiment but maybe I should rephrase:

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have boobs out in public so that even if it’s legal in your state you don’t risk get arrested anyway and you need to hire an attorney to point out that you were’t breaking any laws.

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have your boobs out in public so it’s weird that it’s legal in some places and not others.

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have your boobs out, like, in general, cause at the moment I have all male roommates who like the apartment 5 degrees hotter than I do and I’m the only one who can’t walk around shirtless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

I can’t be topless in public even if it’s legal cause some scandalized puritan is gonna put me on tiktok

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[jazze-bee]

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay