[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[squareic]

it does say something about the state of the queer community that no one really talks about or cares that since 1991 T has been a class III controlled substance in the united states. for decades now trans men and mascs have had our names tracked and traced if we were legally prescribed T. since before some of you were even born, the american govt has had a list of us.

you need to care about the trans men and mascs who have been on these lists for almost 30 years now. you need to care about more than the threat or concept of trans women and femmes being put on a list, because your brothers are already there.

[afurioushawk]

In case y'all thought his supporters were capable of any shame, they still hate Mommy Democrat more than the Nazi rapist.

[sabertoothwalrus]

can we hurry up and make it legal to have boobs out in public it's been too hot outside lately

[sabertoothwalrus]

I do appreciate the sentiment but maybe I should rephrase:

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have boobs out in public so that even if it’s legal in your state you don’t risk get arrested anyway and you need to hire an attorney to point out that you were’t breaking any laws.

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have your boobs out in public so it’s weird that it’s legal in some places and not others.

can we hurry up and make it normalized to have your boobs out, like, in general, cause at the moment I have all male roommates who like the apartment 5 degrees hotter than I do and I’m the only one who can’t walk around shirtless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

I can’t be topless in public even if it’s legal cause some scandalized puritan is gonna put me on tiktok

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[jazze-bee]

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[federal-reserve-bonds-dog]

every

100 years

the ancient

hatred

changes into

fresh

clothes

thinking

we won’t

recognize

its scent

[appeypie]

That's right, go outside. It's beautiful.

[plasmalink]

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

[plasmalink]

post cancelled

[whatmoredoyouwangfromme]

I WAS GONNA SAY “this is funnier cause its not loading” BUT THEN MY SCREENSHOT CAME OUT CROOKED?!?!

IDK WHAT HAPPENED

[plasmalink]

a mere dutch angle is nowhere near enough to capture the depths of my insanity

[kosher-toasty]

Damn, you know you're cooked when fucking AIPAC Tracker renounces an endorsement.

But also this was too funny to not include. These people are so rabid that revoking your Platner endorsement means you've been secretly Israel all along

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[evercelle]

[dailygreen69]

Day 4

[benjimint]

beware of the kaw who speaks in uelueuelele

[pumpkincryptid]

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