Dragon Heart

Jordan, female ♎

[bitchesgetriches]

Companies That Tried to Save Money With AI Are Now Spending a Fortune Hiring People to Fix Its Mistakes

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

[sawkinator]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[ozempicofficial]

[my-dailydreams]

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason, on the phone: Roy, listen. I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza'd the Hut and now they're after me.

[sativain]

back on sylvain and the topic of jealousy:

sylvain & byleth B support:

sylvain & mercedes B support:

i absolutely love the recurring theme of “becoming the thing you hated most” in three houses—especially azure moon.

[snowdragonofdeath]

I love the random times I get on here onto this hellscape and the amount of times I have to block the same spam account sending me ask. Like thank you for continuing to try and scam me even though I clearly see through your bullshit every time and I only come on her like every six months or so.

Truly a wonderful experience.

[snowdragonofdeath]

Cuts that they think that being an anon makes me not know it's them when it's always the same message and they put their @ at the bottom.

[snowdragonofdeath]

Bro this shit is getting crazy. It's clearly a bot or something with multiple accounts but on the off chance it's a real person and they see this.

I DON'T CARE. That is sad and I'm sorry that that happened to you but I am my own person with problems and issues too. I'm not donating to your cause simply because you're spamming me. I don't care that it is over a few weeks but you won't leave me the hell alone and it's fucking feels like harassment. This is going on way too much and I just can't fucking deal.

Every new account will be blocked, even your anon ask will be blocked. I don't care. If it's a bot I know this post won't stop it but really if it is a person, leave me alone.

[everythingfox]

Sound up

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

We all making grandpa cry btw

[batty-bun]

I'm sorry grandpa that they're doing this

[writing-prompt-s]

"But father, she saved my life and I love her," said the princess to the king.

"My child, I don't think you quite understand my gripes with this arrangement," turning to look at the absolutely FERAL heroine who was currently gnawing on a monster bone twice her size.

[catchymemes]

[writing-prompt-s]

You were just a bartender—until a portal dropped you into a world of magic. Now, your cocktail skills blend potions like no one’s ever seen. Healing with a twist of lime. Fireballs with a salted rim. You don’t cast spells. You serve them.

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

[mouth-less]

[vitabreva]