Waterboy Protection Squad

A 32 year old queer furry from South Africa obsessed with video games and Robert being handed around Z-team like a blunt. He/They

[dinowatermelons]

Z-team insisting that if Robert puts a bi pride flag on the mech that everyone is going to think the mech is bi and not him.

Robert thinks this is insane, why the hell would anyone think that???

Later, at some sort of pride event, a reporter asks mecha man how he feels about his mech coming out as bisexual.

[snowythedodo]

And he just goes "Fuck it" and rolls with it. Why, yes, he's very proud of his mech coming out. It was a very long and hard journey of acceptance for it.

[snowythedodo]

Me having fun writing a trans man Robert au and wanting to write more (I have so many ideas holy shit) only to come down with the goddamn flu. I barely have the energy to write replies to the comments on the fic I already did nevermind writing a whole arse new one. My life is now less Robert pegging people and more snotty tissues and being trapped in a blanket burrito.

[the-graphics-ace]

polyamorous asexual stamps for a friend | f2u

[snowythedodo]

Is me!

[dapperdoodlenoodle]

Every time I see a comment along the lines of, “why does Flambae have so much cake,” underneath fanart I have this image on standby.

[somepsychopomp]

In a slightly alternate universe, instead of being called a dispatcher, Robert is hired by SDN as a handler and that title alone combined with his dulcet voice is enough to give Flambae near constant boners

[passintotheiris]

[jamqyu]

“I HATE MECHA-MAN” alright buddy 🤔🫪🔥

[dinowatermelons]

I’m all about that Robert ragebaiting flambae lifestyle and I think Robert should eat soup on a plate just to piss flambae off

[swallowthekn1fe]

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

[beepiesheepie]

rewatching episodes 1 and 2 of dispatch and something i noticed is Waterboy talks with his hands. A lot. When he says hello to Robert, when he talks about being a Phenomafan, when the player picks one of Robert's responses, when Waterboy sees Blazer, when Waterboy describes how Visi smashed the donut on Robert's computer. His hands are going all over the place! This is making me imagine him trying to describe something unbelievable that the team has to see and his arms are flailing like wet spaghetti lmao

[snowythedodo]

Okay so we're all a little confused as to why Flambae, a guy said to be from Afghanistan, is named Chad, right? Personally, I like to think his parents were just really into awful American teen comedies and they always found the jock villain to actually be the true unsung hero that deserved better than he got. This is why his sisters are named Britany, Tiffany, and Stacey.

[snowythedodo]

Great polyamorous things #29739285:

When your partner's partner buy's you that video game you've been wanting.

[goldenchips]

Do you think furries would have binders made of furry fabric like humans have skin colored ones? To get closer to being able to go topless.

[goldenchips]

ok I drew it!!

here he is

I think a fluffy binder looks cute

[snowythedodo]

You know what, AdHoc? You should have just allowed us to romance everyone on the team. I want to hold Golem's hand. Whisper sweat nothing's in Sonar's giant fluffy ears. Threeway with Punch Up and Coupe. Make it happen, you cowards.

[yetrop]

Happy Pride Month!

(Crowley’s shirt is based off of a design by Art by Veya, and the flags featured are the lesbian, gay male, genderfluid, bi, non-binary, intersex, trans, and demisexual flags. The fact that there are so many more flags that would work to include if there was more space says a lot about the characters, I think.)

[snowythedodo]

Thinking about the first time Flambae calls Waterboy "babe". He does it so casually because to him it's a no big deal thing, just something he likes to call his partner. Meanwhile Waterboy, who has never been in a relationship before so sure as hell has never been called anything close to that, has become a blabbering puddle of mush on the floor.

[snowythedodo]

Title: Hot Showers Hotter Bodies Fandom: Dispatch Pairing: Robert/Flambae Rating: Explicit Chapter: 2/2 Summary: There's a lot Z-Team doesn't know about Robert. The whole being transgender thing comes to mind. It's something he doesn't plan on telling them any time soon (or ever, really) but a chance encounter in the gym showers with a certain pyromaniac changes that plan.