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SAY IT WITH THEM, FOLKS...

OK, editing over old promotional crap.

Hey. Folks from my set called me "Green", but nowadays I'm usually "Pippins" or "Green Guy" or "That weirdo that never shows up at the Saturday game." My coworkers call me Battat, so let's go with that. (Do NOT call me Grippins) (please)

This will be my... Journal? Diary? Personal place. Which actually used to be a business thing. Long ago. Very long. Heck, I'm surprised the connection still works! And nobody uses it anyway, so it's mine now. I'm sure the big ol' boss won't mind. (To be honest with you – I don't think he even knows what a computer is)

So, yeah. Gonna share things about my work! And life! Most of my life is work! Here. It's probably good for me. To do. Something. Something else, yeah.

Oh, and – if you are from Cyber City... And/or happen to know a certain "Mike"... I'm open to contact!

> Last Status Update: 07/13/2025 <

> Game Start... <

Mod notes

This is a roleplay blog for Battat/Small Mike! Pre-game with some headcanons and improv on how everything works. He will see most of your asks and reblogs as text messages (unless specified as a video/image/sound file), so keep that in mind when interacting!

Battat will sometimes write in tags! They will sign off with a 🍀 emoji.

The blog is rated 16+. Mod is an adult. Off-topic posts and tags from the mod will be put in [square brackets] and signed off with a ⚙️ emoji.

Status update

Multiverse Conn. on

Item Transfer on

Magic Anons off

Health 238/250

SCORE 392

Luck 2

Stress 45%

Green yes

Pluey Pluey

Tag directory

#TV-Time Original – original posts from Battat!

#[mod post ⚙️] – posts from the mod (me)!

#TV-Time QNA – ask tag!

#TV-Sharing Time – reblog tag!

Miscellaneous info

The gameplay aspect of this blog was somewhat inspired by @/checkthescript! I'm doing something slightly different here, but I feel it's worth a shoutout either way.

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* Oh, I see the stress meter too! It's, at the bottom left of my screen. But the other persons screen looked nothing like mine, so I can't verify...

* Speaking of, I noticed I made you stressed. ::::((( < a smily of me (I learned of them recently). Why did I upset you? Was I, scary again? I don't mean to be scary, it's just, how I am, I think? I don't mean to be the way I am. Do you mean to be the way you are? Genuine question, I don't understand things, often.

* I just want to help you, ok? I don't want anyone else to get hurt. My friend got hurt by one. I don't think he considers me a friend, but... But I am his friend. Promise.

- @knowingmist

* Sure! Sure, whatever! There is a "Stress" meter and everyone can see it, besides me! Apparently! Whatever!!

* What else is there, a sleep meter? So everyone can see my hours-per-day statistics!? Why not, everyone needs that info!!

> Stress: 40% -> 45% <

* I'm–

* Sigh. Okay.

* Say we got off the wrong foot. Just– don't do the text thing again. You know the one?

* And otherwise, uh... Impressive "smily"???

* (...Who ARE you?)

[knowingmist]

* I'm Info, I told you! I'm Info, my name is Info. I got it a few days ago, but it's nice. I like my name. I think.

* I actually, didn't mean to do the text thing, it's just hard to figure out how to stop talking on new devices... I don't actually have a, "keyboard", or a "phone", or a "pen", I'm just doing this... Intuitively?

* I'm, honestly just glad I'm not alone, anymore, so I don't care how much it takes for me to figure out the speaking thing!!!!!!! I like typing the most this far, though. It's easy and I can do :::::::)) < smily.

* ...

* If it helps, I see statistics on some of my other screens, too, so it's not because it's you? Nobody is messing with you specifically, I mean. I don't think. Not yet.

* ...I'll try to make sure nobody will in the future, but I'm only a voice. I'm. Only a voice.

* ...

End'

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* Yeah, yeah, sure. Info. Uh, good job on that?

* Say... Those, "other screens", you mention. Is there anything else on them? Wherever you are– wait, where are you, to have... All of that? Are you some kind of security camera? A computer worm, maybe...?

* Ah– I uh. I'm rambling. Guess I'll just wait for another message?

[knowingmist]

* I'm actually not, sure? Where I am? I've always been here, I've just only found the screens now. I've been floating for my whole life, and then I found screens, and I'm very happy because I get to not be alone.

* There's nothing here but darkness for... Infinity, I think. I still can't do time well - mentally, I mean - but it feels like I've been floating for longer than anyone I've ever talked to has been alive or dead. But maybe I'm just making this up on accident, because it's, hard to count, when you're alone, and there's no sun, and no... Anything else.

* Other screens! Right! Originally I was just watching a talk show with a guy, but he's been gone, and I've been lonely without me calling him, which is why I'm helping others... There's also just, security cameras, from all over the place - they're kind of hard to group together, because there's always many instances of the say camera, because of multiverse, and stuff, but I figured it out.

* There's sometimes weird cameras that follow, the heroes of the prophecy? They feel weird to look at, like they're not for me.

* I feel like I know your question, and I can't really, tell you who your Mike is. I just know that, in many other cases, he hurt people, and so I don't like him. I have seen some instances of him, but never by that name - it's still him, though, I think? It's largely based on... Something I can't tell you about, but mostly because I can't explain.

* I want to help. But there's only so much I can do, okay?

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* Heh, hurt? Sure you got the right guy? Tenna talks like Mike is his lifeline, sometimes! (Which, probably isn't all that good, but...) So, you know, my point is... At least he's a decent person, right? I don't know, helpful? Funny?

* That's what my notes on his... "Character", say, anyway.

* (That's what we were going for, with the whole. Thing)

*

* Aaaaanyway, darkness is something. Familiar to me! You know, Dark Worlds? You sure you aren't a security camera yourself? Haha, uh. I'm pretty sure our family didn't have any, though...

*

* (Heroes of the prophecy? The "multiverse", again? What kinda Dark World is this?)

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just ask ‘im like

“hey ramb…do you know anything about…a guy who ‘speaks in hands’?”

-krys

* See THAT'S why I say it sounds insane!!! What would YOUR reaction be in this situation??? I get made fun of enough as is!!!

* (..Maybe if I attempted some of that "sweet talk" boss used to brag about...)

> ERROR: CANNOT PROCESS MESSAGE <

* Huh? That last word got all glitched out. Weird!

* Anyway, uh. I guess? If you want to think that.

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* Oh, I see the stress meter too! It's, at the bottom left of my screen. But the other persons screen looked nothing like mine, so I can't verify...

* Speaking of, I noticed I made you stressed. ::::((( < a smily of me (I learned of them recently). Why did I upset you? Was I, scary again? I don't mean to be scary, it's just, how I am, I think? I don't mean to be the way I am. Do you mean to be the way you are? Genuine question, I don't understand things, often.

* I just want to help you, ok? I don't want anyone else to get hurt. My friend got hurt by one. I don't think he considers me a friend, but... But I am his friend. Promise.

- @knowingmist

* Sure! Sure, whatever! There is a "Stress" meter and everyone can see it, besides me! Apparently! Whatever!!

* What else is there, a sleep meter? So everyone can see my hours-per-day statistics!? Why not, everyone needs that info!!

> Stress: 40% -> 45% <

* I'm–

* Sigh. Okay.

* Say we got off the wrong foot. Just– don't do the text thing again. You know the one?

* And otherwise, uh... Impressive "smily"???

* (...Who ARE you?)

[knowingmist]

* I'm Info, I told you! I'm Info, my name is Info. I got it a few days ago, but it's nice. I like my name. I think.

* I actually, didn't mean to do the text thing, it's just hard to figure out how to stop talking on new devices... I don't actually have a, "keyboard", or a "phone", or a "pen", I'm just doing this... Intuitively?

* I'm, honestly just glad I'm not alone, anymore, so I don't care how much it takes for me to figure out the speaking thing!!!!!!! I like typing the most this far, though. It's easy and I can do :::::::)) < smily.

* ...

* If it helps, I see statistics on some of my other screens, too, so it's not because it's you? Nobody is messing with you specifically, I mean. I don't think. Not yet.

* ...I'll try to make sure nobody will in the future, but I'm only a voice. I'm. Only a voice.

* ...

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* Yeah, yeah, sure. Info. Uh, good job on that?

* Say... Those, "other screens", you mention. Is there anything else on them? Wherever you are– wait, where are you, to have... All of that? Are you some kind of security camera? A computer worm, maybe...?

* Ah– I uh. I'm rambling. Guess I'll just wait for another message?

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you know what

polymikes (battat x pluey x jongler )

♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪

* Coworker situation.

[knowingmist]

* Hi person! I see a lot of things, and I know a lot... Well, no, not yet. But I do see a lot. And, based on that, I'm pretty sure Battat is lying! I hope that helps! Someone.

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* right in front of my pips???

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* Oh, I see the stress meter too! It's, at the bottom left of my screen. But the other persons screen looked nothing like mine, so I can't verify...

* Speaking of, I noticed I made you stressed. ::::((( < a smily of me (I learned of them recently). Why did I upset you? Was I, scary again? I don't mean to be scary, it's just, how I am, I think? I don't mean to be the way I am. Do you mean to be the way you are? Genuine question, I don't understand things, often.

* I just want to help you, ok? I don't want anyone else to get hurt. My friend got hurt by one. I don't think he considers me a friend, but... But I am his friend. Promise.

- @knowingmist

* Sure! Sure, whatever! There is a "Stress" meter and everyone can see it, besides me! Apparently! Whatever!!

* What else is there, a sleep meter? So everyone can see my hours-per-day statistics!? Why not, everyone needs that info!!

> Stress: 40% -> 45% <

* I'm–

* Sigh. Okay.

* Say we got off the wrong foot. Just– don't do the text thing again. You know the one?

* And otherwise, uh... Impressive "smily"???

* (...Who ARE you?)

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sorry for making you go insane and faint over the fridge..? do you like. want some tips in case you encounter a rabid one like i have

-- fridge anon (can you believe there's no fridge emoji)

* YOU

*

* You know what? Fine, it's fine. I'm not. Bothered. Anymore. I'm not even mad!

> Status Update... <

> Grudge: +1 <

* We don't have any fridges around.

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hey battat ever deciphered that post with morse code

i wonder if you know what it’s referencing to

-krys

⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❍︎♋︎■︎ ⬥︎♒︎□︎ ⬧︎◻︎♏︎♋︎🙵⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ ♒︎♋︎■︎♎︎⬧︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ⑤︎

* Yeah. Held off on getting back to you before I did actually.

*

* WHAT does it mean!!! How does a hands-man help with figuring out Mike!

* Is THAT GUY Mike??? I have never seen a single mention of hands in relation to the guy!!!

> Stress: 38% -> 40% <

* HOW WOULD

* 𝄞 🎶🎵?

* Plues? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Just. Talking to myself. As I usually do.

* 𝄞 🎶..

*

* Anyway,

* Ramb? The bartender?

* What would he know?? Nobody ever talks to that guy!

* Wow. Ok you're insistent.

* ...How would I even start– that sounds insane!

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you know what

polymikes (battat x pluey x jongler )

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* Coworker situation.

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battat don’t put that idea tenna’s gonna think mike needs help so don’t

-krys

* Come on, I'll just put it in as a... "Safety concern", or something. Not like I haven't done it before.

* What? How else do you think we got any variety in the vending machine drinks selection!

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give me just a sec

> ERROR: CANNOT PROCESS IMAGE <

> ERROR: CANNOT PROCESS

> ERROR: CANNOT

>

* Uh. That is! A very small picture.

> Stress: 35% -> 38% <

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* Battat? Battat Mike? Pippins? How do I. How do I call you, what's more, comfortable?

* Hi. I'm info, my name is... I'm Info. It's, I haven't, seen one like you get a... Well, not yet, but...

* Anyway! I just want to help you, okay? I always want to help. You. And everyone. And the world, and... I don't know what else I'd. Oh, never mind.

* Don't... Don't take gifts from, strangers, if they seem strange. Don't... Uh, You need to remember. That you can easily cut yourself, on, glass. Okay? Please remember that? Please.

* I'll check in again, later. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't

(...Text keeps going till it's completely off-screen.)

- @knowingmist

* Uh. Um. Well that's. A lot.

* (...I can't skip through the text???)

* I'm not. Sure what you are...? But you, ha, you seem WAY too worried!

* (Come on...)

* Look, I'm low-grade plastic and magic, I can't really. Get cut. On glass. Well, I can, but, heh, at worst it'll chip some paint off! I think. You can't scare me!

* (Yes. It's fine, you're fine.)

* (I guess I'll just... Let it go on?)

> Stress: 30% -> 35% <

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Hiya Battat! I'm a huge fan of yours! I think you're SO cool.

I've been wondering--are you the one who does the background sound effect in the show where it says, "It's! T!! V!!! Tiiime!!!"?

* A fanclub all of my own...?

* (...Is that how Tenna feels?)

* AHEM. No, actually, it's not me. That's Tenna's catchphrase. Yelling at the camera is, kind of his thing.

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people please stop stressing out battat

when he’s super stressed i think he hits himself against something and goes unconscious or the other way around

-krys

* I don't hit myself on purpose. It's not like we have padded floors here!!

* (...Maybe I should throw that one to Tenna' ideas box, actually.)

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do you have a weird black crystal thingy

* Like, a charm or something? You gotta be more specific.

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Dang. "0 days since last work incident " ... I guess I just *puts the blanket over battat*

* Well, you two should hope Pluey liked them, because I threw the first thing I could reach at her!

*

* That was. A joke. Because she liked them.

* ...HEY, you're the "Stress Meter" person!! What was that about!!!

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> Rebooting. . . <

> ... <

> You received a Lucky Tip! 🍀 <

> "...There's a lot to uncover yet. The bartender might know something." <

> . . . <

* 𝄞 🎶 🎵 ?

* Whuh? Plues?

* Oh, it's... I'm fine? Just decided to. Take a nap. Yeah. On the. Floor.

* 𝄢 🎵 :–/

* Yeah. Just, uh. Got reaaaal tired. Staring at the screen, yeah. I was. Doing, that.

*

* Don't look at me like that! I was doing important things here! And it's not like boss is–

* 𝄢 🎵 🎶.

* Oh. He did? Uh– did you two handle it okay? I guess I didn't even notice, heh...

* 𝄞 🎶🎶 ? 🎵...

* Yes, I'm fine. The dent– Oh. Well, it doesn't even hurt that much!

* Hey. Check out what I've found here– there's a whole bunch of stuff. Yeah– turn around– there.

* !!! 𝄞 🎵🎵🎵~ !

* Haha, yeah, knew you'd like it!

* (...Ow.)

* ...Look, I'm. Sorry? I guess I just got. Very invested. In things here. You know how I am.

* How about I'll make it up to you two later?

* :–?

* No, not right now, I'll. Finish a few things, and then I'll get out, yeah? Can't let you two have the big role all to yourselves, yeah!?

* :–(

* Don't you have Tenna to deal with, anyway? I know you can handle it. I trained you! And I also can handle, uh. Myself.

* It'll be fine, okay? Come on, I bet Jongler could use some backup out there.

* 𝄞 🎶🎵...

* ...

*

* Yeah?

* 𝄞 👉👈

* SIGH. Yes, you can take the blanket. Actually, take two, there's too many anyway!! Catch!

* 𝄞 🎶🎶🎶~ :–3

* Yeah, yeah, no problem. Now shoo!

*

* (Well then. Back to it...)

> Stress: 30% <