Snuf

I might just disappear during the winter only to return in the spring

[snuf0utthelight]

No because Jay should have been allowed to swear during skybound. No other season has swearing but during skybound it’s free game.

Just Jay screaming “FUCK YOU NADAKHAN”

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[mr-something-0r-another]

[moxie-girl]

ok guys claim your stickers here

[snuf0utthelight]

Are there Halloween cat boop badges or is this just button mash central?

[precarious-hermit]

Us, collectively whenever tumblr lets us have the boops:

S m a c k ~

[candycatstuffs]

THEYRE BACK

[snuf0utthelight]

I watched bodies bodies bodies recently and I can’t get it out of my mind to here’s what twisted boy I think you talk the role of each character in order of death:

David: Ace - he feels like he’s stupid enough to slit his throat on accident trying to do a trick, very Ace way to die

Greg: Rook - since Greg through it was a great idea to bring hunting gear to a pool party and got his shit rocked for it

Emma: Deuce - fits with Ace as David and he feels like he’d have a similar reaction to Emma throughout the movie

Alice: Vil - fits with Rook being Greg and because Alice was a micro celebrity, also no one else could deliver Alice’s iconic line before she dies like Vil could

Jordyn: Leona - I would go Jack for this but I feel like he’s to heavy to get thrown of the balcony, also Leona would be just as aggressive as Jordyn

Bea: Jamil - fits with Bea’s plot point about how she was lying about going to university or having a job to impress Sophie because she want her to like her

Sophie: Kalim - Sophie has rich parents yeah but she is also just has the correct vibes and it fits with Jamil being Bea

Max: Sebek?? - I couldn’t really decide on this one, it was just the one that fit best because the whole reason Max wasn’t there was because he said he was in love with Emma and it’d be weird if I didn’t make it one of the first years

[snuf0utthelight]

Dc x Do prompt: co-parenting but one party doesn’t know it’s co-parenting

So when Damian first became Robin he would purposefully hide injuries, thinking it was a sign of weakness. So he was bleeding out and then just some… guy?? Walks up and is like ‘hey kid you’re bleeding, you want me to bandage that?’ And at first Damian says no but then the guy says that he won’t tell anyone… and well.

So Danny moved to Gotham with a de-aged Dan and Ellie and just found some kid bleeding on his roof. So he bandaged the kid up and keeps the door unlocked so he can leave when he wants.

Side effect: this kid will also come through the open door. Even when Bruce returns Damian will go to Danny when he’s injured or upset because unlike Drake and Grayson, Danny has no judgement to anything he says. You could tell Danny you killed someone and he’d just say ‘real’.

Dan and Ellie also love him and have been attempting to learn to sword fight from Damian with those styrofoam swords you get out of flying tiger for a fiver.

Does Bruce know? Probably not at first. And then he finds out, and then it’s the grumpy grunts because his son trusts this guy more than him and he’s a little butt hurt. So he tried to replace Danny and Damian isn’t having it and will still go to Danny.

Anyway this is just a long way to say Danny and Bruce kiss 👍

[tofuingho]

I like this idea and if anyone writes it I would like to request a scene where Bruce upsets Danny, so Dan and Ellie go after Bruce horror movie twin style.

[snuf0utthelight]

You understand the vision

[snuf0utthelight]

Dc x Do prompt: co-parenting but one party doesn’t know it’s co-parenting

So when Damian first became Robin he would purposefully hide injuries, thinking it was a sign of weakness. So he was bleeding out and then just some… guy?? Walks up and is like ‘hey kid you’re bleeding, you want me to bandage that?’ And at first Damian says no but then the guy says that he won’t tell anyone… and well.

So Danny moved to Gotham with a de-aged Dan and Ellie and just found some kid bleeding on his roof. So he bandaged the kid up and keeps the door unlocked so he can leave when he wants.

Side effect: this kid will also come through the open door. Even when Bruce returns Damian will go to Danny when he’s injured or upset because unlike Drake and Grayson, Danny has no judgement to anything he says. You could tell Danny you killed someone and he’d just say ‘real’.

Dan and Ellie also love him and have been attempting to learn to sword fight from Damian with those styrofoam swords you get out of flying tiger for a fiver.

Does Bruce know? Probably not at first. And then he finds out, and then it’s the grumpy grunts because his son trusts this guy more than him and he’s a little butt hurt. So he tried to replace Danny and Damian isn’t having it and will still go to Danny.

Anyway this is just a long way to say Danny and Bruce kiss 👍

[snuf0utthelight]

I want to give Quinn from the papa’s games a big smooch. That’s my in game wife.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

[bunjywunjy]

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

[caterjunes]

NO FUCKING WAY

[penny-anna]

i just realised what this reminds me of

it looks kinda like the red wall paintings from Pompeii, many of which owe their colour to intense heat & gases released during the eruption. man looks like he's been cooked & then left underground for 2000 years.

[snuf0utthelight]

EUROVISION IS TESTING ME THIS YEAR

[snuf0utthelight]

DP idea: what if Danny could make his friends into magical girls?

Like his power gets too big for him so Frostbite tells him to put the powers into items or jewellery, which he gives to his friends, then they get his powers that he put into the jewels.

And this could work for any core. Ice core? Make them ice warriors. Space core? Moon and star theme, with Danny acting as a sun.

This could also just work with basically any crossover too.

[snuf0utthelight]

Book accurate Frankenstein movie but it’s a muppets movie

Gonzo is Frankenstein

Kermit is the monster

Miss piggy is the bride

Rizzo is Henry

[snuf0utthelight]

BATMAN IDEA PEOPLE:

Dick accidentally time travels and meets his younger self, but unable to disclose too much information without possibly altering the future while talking about what he can he accidentally leads his younger self into believing he left the circus and joined the mafia.

[snuf0utthelight]

I keep assuming everyone is playing the game and now I keep accidentally following everyone because I tried to boop what was unboopable.