I only shitpost when I respect women

I have a wide stance when I pee.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate

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[mikkeneko]

[important-cat-pics]

[myheartflutters]

OMG SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A PIN (I FOUND IT HERE)

[swagpeachwhispers]

aghhh i love this

[important-cat-pics]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[sphinxofgrease]

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

[futzingbarton]

what

[sphinxofgrease]

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

[futzingbarton]

oh my god

[genderhasnobearingonability-blog]

well wooden shoe look at that

[nerdismyhobby]

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

[nattousan]

i'm freakin' it goopy-style rn fr

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[shock]

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

[heroes-wear-green]

absolutely fucking obsessed with this picture of him as a puppy. that's animal

[noir-et-feu]

@farm-paws

[mumblesplash]

matt mad at me bc i said i didn’t want to watch an anime neither of us had heard of before on the grounds that it looked like “girlslop for boys” as if that’s not a widely popular and common subclass of media that i just happened to not be in the mood for at the time

[mumblesplash]

look it’s very simple

boyslop for boys: fast and furious franchise, jjba, the nfl

boyslop for girls: supernatural, the untamed, that one swimming anime, the beatles

girlslop for girls: sailor moon, sex and the city, almost every disney princess

girslop for boys: love live, umamusume, she-ra, my little pony (accidentally)

etc. and so on you get the gist

[teathattast]

[satan-offical]

forget about resting bitch face, I have resting bitch voice. people get mad at me for sounding sarcastic when I'm not being sarcastic and then don't believe me when I say I'm not being sarcastic because I still apparently sound sarcastic when I say I'm not sarcastic

[i-am-a-fish]

I love carbonation I love carbonation, I love carbonation I like it when the beverage fights back

[niyarest]

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[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[superchat]

[curemoonliite]

i've had enough of all this tadc drama, let's talk about silly stuff in the fandom again

like i saw a guy on mercari who sold four caine amigurumis this week for $15 a piece and i wanna know how they made all those that fast and/or if they're actually making money from stockpiling caine amigurumis to sell

[curemoonliite]

pictured: the $15 caine amigurumi that always seems to restock at the most inconvenient times for me and sells out just as quickly