[brbjellyfishing]

I can’t believe you don’t want bofa

[bryanrustache-deactivated201911]

what’s bofa?

[brbjellyfishing]

bofa my arms wrapped around you in a loving hug

[ububububu-archive-blog]

Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not

[brucebocchi]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

not to get political but, titties

[a-mini-a-day]

300-year-old Chinese abacus ring was used during the Qing Dynasty to help traders. Source.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[18th century Chinese teenager voice] Haha and teachers said we wouldn’t have a calculator with us everywhere we go

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

who said romance was dead

[nudygoon]

who yall lying to today?

[crasabsit]

[yellew]

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

[a6]

me: hold the fuck up 

the fuck: *is hold*

[onikalodeon-deactivated20200422]

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location 

[fuks]

[amusementforme]

[n0lan-deactivated20140927]

swiggity swude send me a nude

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

[luvbey]

*calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

When I see someone in Costco without a shopping cart

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]