Gavin is a rat man and I love him for it UwU

Icon by: fruits-i | Header by: Octopunkmedia | I will never get over Detroit Evolution and that is a PROMISE. | July 22 | My name is. coincidentally, Reid, pronounced Reed | He/They | Agender | Gay | Polyam | I'm VERY short and if you're under 5' 5, you legally can't make fun of me or you'll be finef. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

[so-how-about-those-robots]

So it’s been a while... I forgot the email and password linked to this account...

But I have a new, better account now. @hero-fucking-101 thanks ily

[so-how-about-those-robots]

I'm legal now

[virtualadept]

If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

[virtualadept]

Hey if you’re not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings

[fablegate]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I’VE GOT 7 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT MONEY. OBVIOUSLY I’M WORKING WITH INSURANCE AND THE BANK TO BUMP THAT NUMBER DOWN BUT FOR NOW i’M PUTTING UP A GOFUNDME

https://www.gofundme.com/44dk6u-help-me-pay-for-top-surgery&rcid=r01-154394855837-1e28212ab0844ef2&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

Any amount, even just a few dollars, would be a big help from you guys! 

[maa-iingan]

URGENT!! THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE!!!! (This is the post to boost!!)

My health is actually failing. I’m not being dramatic when I say I could die If I don’t get the medical help I need.

I suffer from chronic illnesses (a rare version of MTHFR HOMOZYGOUS, HIT, DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS, AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE + more)

and I am disabled and trans. I am jobless due to my illnesses and I am currently without any necessary resources to survive, be healthy, stable, or safe..

I have a rare blood clotting disease that causes me to be at the HIGHEST RISK possible to have a heart attack, aneurysm, or stroke. This disease has also resulted in multiple major surgeries, and countless other major procedures that have left me with debilitating chronic pain and other disabilities (limited use of my dominate arm, and even tasks like sweeping leave my arms in immense pain). I have two stints in my chest keeping my main vein open to my right arm so the blood can flow to it. And it still has trouble flowing back which causes swelling and excruciating pain in my arm. The main vein in my chest has been patched and dissected from a vein from my thigh because the veins in my right arm and chest are so damaged they weren’t able to save much. I had to get a rib removed because it was pinching my vein and causing clotting during which damaged a lot of muscles in my chest and shoulder causing even more chronic pain. They also wired my chest shut.

So I NEED to have access to good health care. I’m chronically ill with horrible and scary diseases. I’ve already almost died three times, and have been on my death bed twice.. I’m in and out of hospitals constantly, they don’t have the resources to help.

I NEED HELP. I NEED TO LEAVE AND MOVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE!!! Please fucking help me!! Boost my links, donate whatever! I’m grateful for anything !!

I don’t want to DIE I’ve been fighting for my life since I was 16. I’m taking my health seriously and using the little bit of energy that I have to get shit done.

I’m honestly only asking for the bare minimum of what I need to move, for Rent, & basic necessities.

I’m trying to move to Colorado to escape (my abuser and stalker that I have a really traumatic history with. Violence and including assaults) I’m stuck in my hometown right now in northern MN. Where I’m at right now IS NOT safe for me and I NEED to leave..

My friend in Colorado has a place that I can move into ASAP, I just need first and last months rent. I have to move this month or she has to find a different roommate because of her own financial situation, so this is my ONE and only lucky chance!!

I NEED to move to Colorado for access to better health care (to keep me alive), and for my own safety.. This is VITAL for my health (mentally and physically).

PLEASE DONATE OR BOOST MY LINKS!!!!!!

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2272988271476736476

NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT AND BE AN ALLY !!

ALSO PLEASE READ AND SHARE MY STORY/LINKS!! REPOST, & REBLOG!! Copy and paste my links & story & share on ALL your social media’s (twitter, Facebook, tumblr and Instagram!!!!) it helps me so much !

USING PayPal/Venmo IS A DIRECT WAY TO HELP ME!!

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2272988271476736476

If you donate, message me so I can thank you personally !!! Thank you ♥️

[maa-iingan]

I NEED YALL TO BOOST THIS ONE!!! This one is the most important AND UPDATED/DETAILED!!!

[sipriotesbecomedryad]

Signal boosting again because ffs this is important

[maa-iingan]

I STILL NEED ABOUT 1,000$ !!! Please donate anything, it’ll keep me ALIVE!! BOOST!

[scaredtwinkenergy]

DONT IGNORE THIS. Please do whatever you can to help this person! Even if you can’t donate, please share this post so that others who are able to can see it!

[nikkiscarlet]

Hey guys, the tumblr purge could really hurt his chances of survival. Please help him get to where he needs to be ASAP! Donate to his PayPal or Venmo, and/or signal boost!

[s-oftboys]

Too many people overlook how cute boys with brown eyes are. If you’re a boy with brown eyes and you’re reading this, guess what; you cute.

[sexycraisinthanos]

All the gays right now

[sexycraisinthanos]

I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok

[this-machine-k1lls-fascists-dea]

Really happy to see this at my local library

[oracleanne]

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

[thessalian]

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

[adventurer-c]

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

[jkfngkjwnfgkfnkslf-deactivated2]

This is wonderful.

[the-woman-of-belgravia]

Reblogging to possibly save a life

[same-side]

“Aren’t you the cutest m*therphcker? I’m gonna phckn’ steal you.”

“Gavin you can’t steal my cat.”

[detroit-uwulution]

Let Gavin steal your cat 2020

[so-how-about-those-robots]

Gavin: I have made a top 10 list of people important to me.

Gavin, taking a folded piece of paper out of his pocket: Number 10 is "I can tolerate you more than most people" And then 1 is "You could steal a lung, my entire left leg and my liver to sell on the black market and I would probably thank you." So, basically-

Nines, deadpan: They wouldn't take your liver, you've destroyed it with alcohol already.

Gavin: ...

Gavin, unfolding the paper: Tina, hand me that pen.

Gavin: You've just been demoted to number 5.

Nines: Where was I before?

Gavin: 9.

Gavin, editing the list: It's a demotion because the more important you are to me, the more I'll inconvenience you.

Chris: Trust me, you don't want to get to number 1.

~~~A few weeks later~~~

Tina, standing up and getting everyone's attention: Important update! Nines has made it to number 1 and Gavin just informed me that they probably won't be here today. I'm giving $50 dollars to whoever guesses what happened correctly.

Hank: Gavin fell down the stairs and convinced Nines that he broke something so he had to go to the hospital!

Tina, writing it down: Wouldn't doubt it, next!

Captain Fowler, walking out of the break room with fresh coffee: Gavin did some dumbass shit and Nines finally got sick of it so Gavin sent that before Nines killed him

Tina: Creative but very probable!

*Many more scenarios are listed until people run out of ideas*

~~~About an hour later~~~

Gavin, walking into the DPD and clocking in: Hey!

Nines in tow, smirking: We apologize for being late.

Gavin, walking with a small limp: ...

Connor: I KNEW IT! OFFICER CHEN, FORK IT OVER

Tina: DAMMIT, YOURE GOOD!

[detroit-uwulution]

Technically you can live without both lungs both legs and 2/3 (or was it 3/4?🤷‍♀️) of your liver (I'm an anatomy major) so extra money I guess😂

[so-how-about-those-robots]

I knew about the lung thing cause my friend already has one failing lung and is a nicotine addict but the liver?

I'm gonna have to add some kidneys or something, christ.

[so-how-about-those-robots]

RIDDLE ME PISSED YOU GUYS

WHY IS IT THAT ANDROID GAVIN'S MODEL NUMBER IS ALWAYS GV700 OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT?

HIS FULL NAME IS GAVIN REED

HE WAS BORN OCTOBER 7TH, 2002

THEREFORE HIS MODEL NUMBER SHOULD BE GR200 OR SOMETHING

That's all

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[gavinisqueer]

You'd think sex and partner based androids would have a lot more customization and diversity considering they're supposed to appeal to a wide audience

[phcking-detective]

OK I’m sorry to high jack this, but pls imagine Gavin getting wasted off his ass and being a sad lonely drunk so he orders a companion android and he’s drunk, so NO INHIBITIONS he’s finally being honest with himself about what he wants, and he builds-a-boyfriend of his wildest wet dreams

and then the next morning, RK900 shows up at his door, and he’s horrified to realize that wasn’t just a really really good dream, he ACTUALLY ordered some sort of big ass military-model looking Dom motherfucker, and he knows this must be him because no actual military-model would be this goddamn pretty

(aaaaand also have Connor’s face, we don’t need to uh. think about that. too hard.)

Gavin hates himself and he hates this android and he wants to tell it to fuck off or go sit in the dumpster to be taken out, but when he says that, the android just gives him the saddest big blue eyes and says “but I want to be your partner :(” and Gavin doesn’t take it back in time, he turns around like he’s really going to live and sit himself down inside the dumpster and wait there like a Good Boy to be thrown away, and Gavin nearly has a heart attack from how badly that hurts and GODDAMMIT now he has an android >:(

[phcking-detective]

the best part??

IT REALLY WAS ALL A DREAM

RK900 was found by Connor in Cyberlife tower and activated as a deviant, but his skill-set is still all about hunting people down but he doesn’t want to be a killer or join the military, so Being A Detective sounds like the best option, and he determines that since Detective Gavin Reed has the highest rate of cases solved, then that’s the human he needs to partner with to become the bestest detective

and Connor can’t talk him out of it bc he just now woke up and doesn’t really understand the concept of people being mean bc that’s inefficient?? surely Detective Reed will see reason :)

but then when he gets there, he’s almost sent away so he says he wants to be Reed’s partner and Detective Reed DOES listen to reason! HA!! :) :)

except the way Reed talks about him and gives him orders and tells him how pretty he is--the detective seems to have mistaken him for a companion model? RK900 does not understand how that happened bc he is a military model. he was designed to be large and intimidating and scary, and (he took this as Objective Fact, not being mean) he’s heard how the Cyberlife employees and even the other officers at the precinct talk about him, and how weird and creepy and inhuman he is and how he couldn’t ever be anything other than a killer, OBVIOUSLY

but then

then this human

calls him pretty and beautiful and gorgeous, and only asks that he do a little cleaning (cleaning is Good. it is Efficient), and otherwise lay around and “look pretty” and gives him some paperback books to read, which are Fascinating, and there are cats here! meow! meow! hello!!

his new human even gets him a collar and pretty cat ears and a matching tail, and never, ever scans as afraid or disgusted of him, and like ...

fuck the DPD

***

Connor gets a message from Nines that he no longer wants to be a detective and that he has found a new, happier profession, and after a week of frantic searching, he finally breaks into Detective Reed’s apartment because surely Gavin must have killed or kidnapped him, and finds Nines lounging on the couch with a book and a cat purring on his chest, in a skimpy little maid uniform, with a vibrator shoved up his ass, living his GODDAMN BEST LIFE

Nines: cranky Hank actually makes you work with him instead of being a real sugar baby, aren’t you?

[headspace-hotel]

I don’t know where this is from, but I found it in a thread on Facebook and I am CRYING

[headspace-hotel]

Glad to see this is getting notes again now that it’s April.

Remember friends, Autism Speaks is a corrupt organization that does not speak for autistic people!

[oliver-reeve]

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[lil-tumbles]

^^

[infinitebookshelves]

Reblog if you ACTUALLY READ TAGS