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tumblr staff: what do the kids like nowadays? presidents? lizards? president lizards?

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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major signal boost

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Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

[livinglavidam]

This could save many lives, reblog

[blackglamgoddess]

!!!!!!!!!!

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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me: *does literally one thing*

me:

[oakleysworld]

How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

[colporteur]

the sexual tension between church and state

[saltycashew]

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

[favoritelatina]

What's the meaning of bdsm?

Bible Discussion & Study Meeting

[berniesandersdms]

DAAAAAAAAMN BERNIE, SAVAGE AS FUCK

[sambaaaa-deactivated20181217]

When guys tell me how big their dick is in centimeters

[theonlyhouse-deactivated2024010]

fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

OPPONENT

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[matheuswiththerosesoul]

[surprisebitch]

when will the Mona Lisa get this much attention?

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[mtv]

[tyleroakley]

don’t hate it

[kumagawa]

nice

[doseofuswnt]

Homophobic people can suck my ass

[runningforthehillofit]

Saw this picture earlier and literally thought nothing of it until I saw these comments. I was like damn I’d so wear these shoes this couple is so cute and stylish. And now I’m like this is even ten times better. Honestly, Adidas rocks so much.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

people still get mad over things like this ? How long people gonna have that backwards ass mentality

[tyleroakley]

they’ll all die out relatively soon in the grand scheme of human existence

[thedailyshow]

Jessica Williams sits down with Colorado Representative Gordon Klingenschmitt to discuss transphobic bathroom laws.

[cookiecups]

Loooooove Jessica Williams. She is a treasure.