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[ur-daily-inspiration]

[girlfag1]

[thehauntingsource]

VICTORIA PEDRETTI as DANI CLAYTON The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)

[anctherdayofsun]

t.s - dorothea ✨🌟

[willow-s-linda]

Felt like doing something picture book like.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

[ammit420]

my blog’s cancelled you gotta come to my house n listen to me talk

[thebootydiaries]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

[saluteofthejugger]

mitosis?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

[bewbin]

what if u accidently hear “hey man cool sucks*

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i run out of the room in tears. then next time i see them they say “hey arent you the guy who stormed out of the last party crying?”. either way its a great icebreaker

[coltre]

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

[alexjones]

[onion-emily]

me

[mouseshouses]

This year everyone is getting a tail sock

[exitwound]

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

[existential-celestial]

and ashbery said “accept yourself as numerous”

[soracities]

and when mahmoud darwish said “I am besieged by contradiction” and when lewis carroll said “I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i vote we postpone December. just not ready for it. not spiritually not temporally. no room in my calendar or astral plane, hard pass

[thebootydiaries]

*walks into room labelled employees only*

Employee: hey this room is for employees only

Me: then how am I standing here?

Manager: damn ur hired

[detectivehole]

this is my pet detective

[detectivehole]

every couple of days i toss a pumpkin full of newspaper clippings into its enclosure

[detectivehole]

it's all all dead ends of course but it's an important enrichment activity for it to construct its intricate red-yarn webs, as it might in the wild