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tumblr is like that one grocery store in your town that has chaotically laid out shelves, a shop assistant that looks like Gandalf, and the whole place smells a bit funny but it’s got locally produced honey, and if you’re 50 cents short at checkout they’ll get you next time. twitter is Walmart. it’s run by people who are so far removed from 99.9% of the world’s population that they’ve begun to look and behave like pantomime villains. and I’m seeing all of these posts about welcoming twitter users back. and no, I don’t want them here. you know what happens when Walmart shows up in a town.
i love tumblr. it’s the only semi normal corner of social media left, and that’s only because it can’t be effectively monetised by the pantomime villains which in turn is because the assholes left and took their hot takes with them. to twitter. I’ve been around long enough to remember when it was a shit show. and I don’t want that to come back around again. so. I’m worried. Really worried.
So. I just got to THAT part of Kingdom Hearts.
WHAT THE FUCK
is it the racial profiling bit
the
WHAT
this is the funniest thing
it’s catboy time
Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! I hope every trans person has a great day, and I hope today can be a day of being proud, loud, and visible! I want every trans kid to know that there are trans people out here living amazing, happy, fulfilling lives - and that future is waiting for you too!
(Here are some of my trans pride bird designs from my (way too crowded - sorry!) Redbubble store)
*hands you a cookie of trans ur gener*
You know Rikki Simmons, the voice of gir from Invader Zim? He’s ace! I had no idea
https://twitter.com/rikkisimons/status/1126659544346648578
THAT’S AWESOME
This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other
#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president
oh my god I need this nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED
Exit stage left, pursued by the school mascot
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
sorry to improve your day without much notice but
NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED
This is cathartic
People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.
Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.
The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.
We are living in the worst timeline
He was so hated, Sesame Street made fun of him.
Let’s consider that for a second. Sesame Street. A show for three year olds.
sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it
new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
me: dONn’t touch those
new guy:
me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.
new guy:
new guy:
me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.
Science is rational, scientists are human.
In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.
It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.
It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.
This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.
You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.
The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.
When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.
Broke: Humans are inherently good
Broke: Humans are inherently evil
Woke: Humans are, for good or evil, inherently ridiculous
Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.
Remember boys, girls, and nonbinaries, the phrase isn’t blood is thicker than water.
It’s actually the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Which literally means the family you choose is and always will be more an important than the family you were born into. So you do you.
why doesn’t biblical art ever depict the Snake from the tree with legs. God took away legs from Snakes because the Snake in the tree right? So why doesn’t he ever have legs!!!
This is all I am able to find
snake tiddies
Sniddies