"As striking as the stars that shine in the night sky."

she/her

[gabichive]

whos an idol you just think is insanely attractive? no personality here i’m asking you to be shallow just looks

[catsi]

I was at work and I had the hiccups and I was stocking an aisle and this lady in the aisle heard me hiccuping and said "oh have you got the hiccups?" and I said yeah and she said "...Do you want me to get rid of them?" and I thought she meant she was going to scare me so I was like "n-no thanks" and she was like "you want to keep your hiccups??" and I said "yeah please dont scare me" and then I wandered off

And then a couple minutes later I still had hiccups and she walked by on her way out and she said "I wasn't going to scare you you know" and I said "you weren't?" and she said "no -- I have a way I can cure hiccups" and I was like "well what is it?" she's like "theres something about me that when I talk to people their hiccups just go away. i just chat or maybe tell them a story and after a minute or so their hiccups are just gone" and I thought she was like definitely on some pseudoscience shit so i kind of laughed and joked like "you should expect a call from the X-Men soon then" and she said "no. For real. I bet your hiccups are gone now aren't they?" and sure enough my fucking hiccups were gone. They stopped while she was speaking to me and didn't come back all night

what the fuck kind of power did this woman have... was she a hiccup witch??? I have so many questions for her

[bahawaywithyou-deactivated20230]

When I was a kid I had a theory that superpowers were real, but only one person in all of history could have 1 superpower, and all the cool and noticable superpowers were already used by the time we got to modern society, so we just had weird, almost unusable powers that you don't even notice

Perhaps my theory was correct.

[catsi]

Okay that is an extremely cool concept holy shit. Kid-you was onto something there

[dimsilver]

thought y’all should know that since tumblr is collectively pregaming the ides of March, when you make an original post with the ides of March tag, tumblr gives you a little celebratory shower of knives :))

[cordeliakinda]

now in gif form:

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[dykg]

hey girl are you from missouri because you're the only miss i'd yuri

[dykg]

tough crowd tonight

[viva-1a-resistance]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

[badsciencejokes]

Don't miss a wire

[antique-scarecrow]

[hybridsheart]

hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes. 

[pikashunium-deactivatingshjddhk]

its so wild to see ash's humble beginnings. he woke up late. his starter didnt listen to him. he nearly died right after leaving home for the first time. everyone treated him like a stupid sore loser back then, even professor fucking oak. now hes literally the strongest trainer in the world. a champion, a monarch

[pikashunium-deactivatingshjddhk]

EXACTLY LMAO its so fucking insane and funny that everyone hated him just for Existing

[pikashunium-deactivatingshjddhk]

kanto era anime is just this

[flowerinaflame]

[frankensteintrans]

(@deeisace)

[wajjs]

sleepy tired but coffee machine at work can make hot cock so I'm surviving

[wajjs]

HOT CHOCO I MEAN HOT CHOCO

[wajjs]

please don't do this to me

[johnwickfucker]

[hairymoths]

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[foxesdontscareme]

i will never ever get tired of ryan saying shane is probably doing something stupid and then cut to shane doing something stupid. like it hits every time

[greensweaterbi]

ryan going through his solo literally BEGGING the ghosts to not interact with him is the funniest fucking thing on any show ever. ryan that is the literal entire point of this show. “if anybody would like to make contact, please don’t do so” “please don’t show yourself” sir PLEASE

[kiwimidnight]

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

shane you’re the only goddamn ghost hunter i ever respected