You Shouldn’t Be Here

Just another fuck up trying to fix her life. 30

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Ahh tumblr, we meet again. My old friend, long time no see. I’ve missed you more than I miss my sanity. For those who are new to my existence, let me catch you up…

Age: 30

Name: just call me Sam

Gender: Female and I like to wear wigs sometimes

Location: somewhere in California

Income: enough to shop at dollar tree

Work: sometimes

School: depends on my mood

I have small tits and a conspiracy theory filled mind. I smell good and Israel is bad. I hope every ice member leaves earth. My feet are smooth and my car sucks right now.

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Cleaning my feet the old fashioned way.

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Dancing to Hack your brain to transfer crypto to me

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Fast and furious: Pussy Drift

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Education with Sam Ep.1

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Sam outside

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Sam’s thoughts ep.7

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Someone bring me Chinese food. We can eat it outside and I won’t be depressed for the rest of the day.

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Spinal

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Life if you even care

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People dm’ing me saying “you should just sell content to make money” I don’t want to do that. I’m already naked everyday so why ask people for money now? It’s never “hey here’s some money because I’m nice” though. And stop asking to buy my underwear, I only have 19 pair now.

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I wet the bed last week. Too much sprite before sleep. I would kill for Chinese food right now. It’s just called food in china. Does anyone still have cable? The first human of all time woke up tweaking I bet. Dinosaurs should still be around. I want the coke Demi lovato had. TRL was cool.

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as of today, right now, what is today’s weirdest thought youve had

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Sam’s thoughts ep.6.1

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Dance like 60 followers are watching

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White guys take me to chipotle

Black guys invite me to the hood

Hispanics give me too much alcohol

Asians are happy to be there

Women get too attached

Sam’s Dating life update

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Tumblr removed EP6. They do not want you all to be happy. I refilled my meds today. Someone nice bought me food today. Why is it not normal to give your friends head? Am I weird for doing that? Maybe that bitch was just jealous her friends are busted. That wasn’t nice. Hope she isn’t reading this. My dealer wants to come over and chill. I’m sure he wants to fuck. Maybe he can fix my car too. Doubt it. My neighbors were arguing really loud earlier. I heard 19 “motherfuckers”. I counted.