[alex-iwobi]

you’re laughing, madonna brought ronaldo and ronaldinho on stage, the muppets were playing the drums and justin bieber belted out his guitar at the 2026 world cup, and you’re laughing

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[silkclove]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[oliviergir0udfc]

my grandpa has become obsessed with haaland, literally all he watches all day are youtube shorts about him and his life

[oliviergir0udfc]

Also, haaland has become quite a sensation in mexico, like even brands are using his name

[rainbowsalmonstuff]

Van Gogh in the National Art Gallery of Canada

2022

[maryoliveoil]

[eggtrolls]

Good morning women trying to not become their fathers let’s get this bread

[auslayia-nt]

this is just cinema

[oliviergir0udfc]

let's all laugh at the united flopstates

[wulfhalls]

belgium better annihilate the fuck ass us of a. u are a blight upon the world we all hate u and everything u stand for and represent<3

[wulfhalls]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[wulfhalls]

WE WILL NOT LET THEM EXPERIENCE JOY. WE WILL TAKE IT FROM THEM AND WE WILL CRUSH IT

[wulfhalls]

now that night have been the funniest fucking goalie fuck up of all time

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[rylandgracie]

me rn

[burningfudge]

WORST DAY FOR GERMANY AND JAPAN SINCE 1945

GERMANY AND JAPAN OUT AND ITALY NEVER MADE IT IN

AXIS DEFEATED