Hollyweird

Joey Ryan. The King of Sleaze. One Half of the current PWG Tag Team Champions. I'm Spider-Man for my second job. I like tits and beers. And chicks. [Just an RP account.]

[afuckingknightmare]

Three booties for the price of one.

@aliciafoxxxy

[socalixx]

Reblogging because I can appreciate a nice butt with a Misfits hat.

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

There are so many dirty comments I could make in response to that, but I’m trying to be good. [She smirked up at him] You’re super excited to carry me? 

[socalixx]

Seeing as I am the king of sleaze you can totally make those comments and I’ll rate it from one to ten. But yeah, I think it’d be nice. I don’t really have cute friends I can do that with other than Candice. But she’s like a little more taller than you so it’s not the same.

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

Oh, it’ll be a ten. I think I’d surprise you with how sleazy I can be. Candice is a babe, but yeah, she’s probably just a little bit taller than I am. I’m more pocket sized, I guess.

[socalixx]

Well come on and say it because now I wanna know! Hahahah! But see, I like pocket sized. I think pocket sized is totally awesome.

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

There are so many dirty comments I could make in response to that, but I’m trying to be good. [She smirked up at him] You’re super excited to carry me? 

[socalixx]

Seeing as I am the king of sleaze you can totally make those comments and I'll rate it from one to ten. But yeah, I think it'd be nice. I don't really have cute friends I can do that with other than Candice. But she's like a little more taller than you so it's not the same.

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

Hm, that’s true, I guess piggy back rides can be fun. Maybe I’ll get you to do that on the way back, depending on how much I’ve eaten. I wouldn’t want to weigh you down, would I?

[socalixx]

Hey, whenever you want it. I'm at the service of rides. But this is why I work out. I can carry both our weight in food, most definitely. I can do any carrying, which is gonna sound weird, I'm super excited for it.

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

Alright, if you say so. You take him and I’ll take Hordak, think I can take him. [She scowled, noting there was almost a foot height difference between them] It’s really not cute, you have no idea how much of a pain it is sometimes. 

[socalixx]

Oh you can totally take Hordak. Besides, I can always use my sword as a dart, so you got back up. Gotcha, boo! [He shook his head at her displeasured look just to laugh at it, nudging her gently] It could be a pain, yes. But that's where we come in to fix it! Like you know a piggy back ride with our height difference would be a great ride. It'll be like riding a vehicle or something.

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

That would be hella cool. Not entirely sure I’d wanna take on Skeletor though, but you can have at it, I’ll cheer you on from the sidelines. [She slipped her arm through his with a smile] I think we should be alright, just keep in mind how much shorter I am than you, my legs need to do double the work.

[socalixx]

Why not? Skeletor would be a pretty admirable foe, but I can totally handle that lightweight for us. I got it. [He chuckled as he looked around towards her, getting a glimpse of the height difference with a bigger grin] It's alright I'm not a fast walker anyways. But it's pretty cute and hot that you're short. I dig it.

[qjerometarantino]

Michael Madsen, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, and Quentin Tarantino in Reservoir Dogs

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

Oh, totally. And there’s no maybe about it, definitely fries. [Grabs her purse and keys before joining him outside, closing the door behind her] Let’s go, He-Man.

[socalixx]

Alright, nice! So hungry already.. But let's go find that all spark in... Castle Grey Skull? Woah that's one hell of a crossover but that'd be really cool. [He offered his right arm for her with a grin] It's not very far so we'll be okay to walk right? If not you can just transform for us.

[socalixx]

[Walks up clad in some jeans and a He-Man shirt, knocking on @tmtthea’s door]

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

[Swings open the door, greeting him with a grin as she glanced down at her Optimus Prime shirt] Hey!

[socalixx]

Hey what's up? Oh, so we're off to find the all spark? Nice! Well, that's gonna be at In-N-Out in the form of a milkshake and maybe fries so whenever you're ready, we'll take our awesome t-shirts for a spin.

[socalixx]

I……woah. Shit. Uh… Who’s the mother? How did this…Jimmy we’re parents….

[kxss-to-kxll]

I have no idea, Joey. I joked around about him being my kid after my time at Chikara, but it’s.

Kind of scary now.

If we never know who the mother is, we don’t owe back child support, right?

[socalixx]

Mother? What's that? I dunno who or what you're talking about... But that's a good looking kid and I'd totally be a proud father for making that.

[socalixx]

[Walks up clad in some jeans and a He-Man shirt, knocking on @tmtthea's door]

[socalixx]

Someone trusted me as a father figure? I can barely hold a child but this is Kevin, and he is already grown, so we’ll be fine. Whew.

[kxss-to-kxll]

Lord knows who would trust you as a father figure, but I mean.

We may have to go on Steve Wilkos.

[socalixx]

I......woah. Shit. Uh... Who's the mother? How did this...Jimmy we're parents....

[kxss-to-kxll]

@socalixx, it appears my wayward son, Kevin, has claimed you as his other father.

And I quote:

“Bout to board a plane looking like the love child of @joeyryan & Jimmy Jacobs. For real how do you remove eyeliner? And don’t say “just use makeup remover."”

… congrats on fatherhood, I guess.

[socalixx]

Someone trusted me as a father figure? I can barely hold a child but this is Kevin, and he is already grown, so we'll be fine. Whew.

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

Me too, it’ll be fun. See you soon!

[socalixx]

Alright! On the way right now!

[socalixx]

Yeah.. Trust me, I’m trying to find ways to work on all of that, I promise. PWG is always in good hands but we need our guys, you know?

[blackcolesun-deactivated2020100]

Oh Joey, you spoil me! I always knew I was your favorite ;)

[socalixx]

Of course! Kev will always be a favorite too, and Candice and those Bucks. I just love you guys man. For real.

[socalixx]

So hey, @tmtthea, I figured for that milkshake I’ll take you to In-N-Out since there’s like a million Starbucks around, even next to the In-N-Out. And I can totally get you that tour and stuff.

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

You had me at In-N-Out, tbh. Sounds awesome.

[socalixx]

Alright, nice! So you live close by so I can pick you up?

[tmtthea-deactivated20151109]

Yeah, I’ll message you my address, I think it’s pretty close by.

[socalixx]

Alright, I'm seriously looking forward to this, it'll be so awesome and a pretty nice breathe of fresh air. I'll be on my way soon!

[socalixx]

Ah yes.. Make my little promoter heart so proud for that… We carve history out of clay together, dude.

[blackcolesun-deactivated2020100]

Yeah…I’m just a little sad that I’m not there anymore. But hey, I had one hell of a time. Things just aren’t the same without me :’(

[socalixx]

Yeah.. Trust me, I'm trying to find ways to work on all of that, I promise. PWG is always in good hands but we need our guys, you know?