Got It Memorized?

I never look back, darling. It distracts me from the now.

[mangotcha]

[authumor]

[badgerofshambles]

a singular scuit. just one. 

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[asiansaint-deactivated20161111]

Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.

[fakenigel]

RIP

[h0odrich]

amy had the mean dropkick

[axiddrops]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[manhood]

HELP

[ruinedchildhood]

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

[queenposting]

Bae after she steal all 6 of your hoodies

[apparentlykid]

When you still have “our” favorite hoodie

[ruinedchildhood]

When you try and take your hoodie back from bae

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[loveydoveykirk]

twitter canceled

[weloveshortvideos]

[scarscribbles-archived]

original description: “when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat”

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[chimuela7]

[moisok20]

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

[luidilovins]

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

[whiskeywhitemage]

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc

[wordgirlfanclub-blog]