A dumb binch

Angry

[officialunitedstates]

[moves into new apartment, forgets to bring alarm clock, sets microwave for 7 hours]

[katalyytti]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[cat-memes-only]

[weasley-detectives]

i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour

[memehumor]

Google please

[justsomeantifas]

usa propaganda: millennial obsession with socialism could lead to the downfall of America

me:

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[lesbianivor-deactivated20181028]

straight people tag urself

[catchymemes]

[gahdamnpunk]

Capitalism is the answer

[albertserra]

straight women kissing other women to feel fun and sexy and #empowered vs. straight men not wanting to be caught dead with their lips anywhere near another man: fight

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

why would they fight they’re dating and calling me slurs behind my back together 

[valtsv]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[jackisreallycool]

My energy

[justalilsky]

life truly imitates art

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

[bisexualladygaga]

the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyone

straight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and i am SICK OF IT

the lgbt community, who is literally too afraid to go to certain places because they might be harrased because of their sexuality:

[catchymemes]

Choose wisely

[poryqon]

Love, Simon was a great movie. My only gripe is that when he is discussing Christmas Music he does not mention Mariah Carey’s iconic 1994 single “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. Now, we are all aware all gays know the tea that Mariah invented Christmas in 94, which is why we worship her. So is Simon truly gay? Is he a Top? In this essay I will be analyzing…