Sherlock Holmes

World's only consulting detective. high-functioning sociopath. Follow if convenient, if inconvenient follow anyway.

[sociopath-holmes]

You and John sleep in the same bed, I'll tell you Because your apartment contains only one bedroom. Well, I wish you and John a lot of AHH AH AHH UGH

You forgot about the bedroom upstairs

-SH

[deathinfire-blog1]

[sociopath-holmes]

If you need anything, to talk or rant. I can always hear you. I am always here, to listen to you.

-SH

[sociopath-holmes]

So I'm in chrome looking for a new BBC Sherlock quote for my home screen when I come across Moriarty's quote, "I will burn the heart out of you." I remembered a theory in which viewers considered something happened previously with Sherlock and Moriarty based on they way he said the line, then my amazing theory came into play. Were Sherlock and Moriarty ever an item?

It makes me almost grin the way you talk about me as if I was not here. Those kind of questions are absolutely RIDICULOUS! But I will keep all of you on hold. So, no comments.

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

Mr. Holmes, May I ask how you keep yourself entertained nowadays? I respect your work and I'm looking forward to read more about your deductions in Dr. Watson's blog.

I don't blame you I'm incredibly interesting but it has been the most tedious year for me. No murders, no investigation. No.... No me.

I only have Rose but John keeps her away from me just because I showed her a headless nun.

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

If I write about the 243 different types of ashes on here, do you think more people would read it?

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

I'm going crazy with this so called lock down. I NEED MORE CASES.

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

John asked me to say; 'I'm bored in a house and I'm in a house bored'. Not sure why, he just said it was about lockdown.

[sociopath-holmes]

Name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221b Baker Street.

[sociopath-holmes]

My best desguise by far.

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

So high functioning means that despite your intellect, you still put yourself in harm's way for those you love? Sounds more like an idiot to me.

Need I remind you what the meaning of a sociopath is?

It must be boring in that mind of yours.

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

you: *claims to be a sociopath* also you: *sacrifices like 2 years of your life to protect those you love* 👀

High-functioning sociopath.

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

Good evening! How is your feelings about your siblings Mr. Holmes?

Normally, when you speak in plural, the verb has to be in plural as well.

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

Senpai, you will never know...

I know almost everything and in case I don't, I figure it out.

Mind telling me?

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

How would you react if someone actually had a case for you? If, in one of these feeble messages, someone asked for help? Your answer is important to me. Thank you.

I'm always here to help. I'm breaking character here for the first & only time to tell everyone that if you need someone to talk whether it's me or "Sherlock" we'll gladly help & listen to you. You can tell me "Hey! I wanna talk to Sherlock" & I will leave a message as him or if you want to talk to me, I'm here.

I will always listen to you & I'm always logged in & checking everything in here, you can trust me & I'll read everything & I will take my time for each & every one of you.

If it's something more serious as an actual murder case in real life, I think the first people you should call is the cops not me.

But if there's anything I can do for you, to make you laugh or just come up with silly sarcastic cocky replies I will. I'm at your service.

Me & Sherlock Holmes are here to help you go through thick & thin. Mostly in this times of need.

You all are important to me. I promise.

[sociopath-holmes]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT YOUR DIVISION, JEFF?

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

Are you gay? We all need to know!

I believe, being amused by Irene's naked body and saving her from imminent death makes me homosexual for Mr. Watson.

Your logic never ceases to amaze me.

SH

[sociopath-holmes]

Sociopath and having friend ? Whats is the meaning of friend for u?

High functioning sociopath for you.

SH