I'd shed this meat suit like a corn husk buddy,

make no mistake about that.

[tallymali]

remember go nuts show nuts whatever

[tallymali]

this wasnt a suggestion im talking abt tumblrs old nsfw policy

[thickness-protection-program]

Tumblr staff thinking about nuts as of Sept 2022

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[ignorethepineapples]

me and the girlies watching the government collapse

[driftwoodcryptid]

dracula: of course you can leave, i wouldn’t keep you here against your will. it’s just…*raises his hand, the howling of wolves immediately sounds* there are so many wolves, jonathan!

[vilmublue]

Baymax in the new Baymax! show buying pads for a girl who got her first period and getting help from people, including a trans man.

Some people are really mad about this, when he is literally a health care robot interested in people's physical and emotional needs.

[kaijuno]

You know, camping is lovely - even though I don’t live in a state that’s so great for it

[aroacefanartist]

//tua s3 spoilers

no bc if allison gets to be with ray there is literally no reason to not have klaus be happy with dave

[officialheroesofolympus]

TUA I’m BEGGING you on my damn knees please just tell us what the fuck the “Jennifer” incident is???? I NEED TO KNOW IM LOSING MY MIND

[boomthemoon]

People be like "Luther didn't deserve that" and I don't know if they are talking about what Allison did, or about Reggie killing him, or about him losing his wife, the man had a rough week

[chrrispine]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

Pocket of Lightning (3x03)

[27-umbrellas]

Luther’s himbo energy was unmatched this season he really got kidnapped and said well while I’m here I might as well have a smoothie. And some almond butter. And an itsy bitsy blossoming romance you know. As a treat.

[c0ffeeb1ack]

after everything he went through this season i went ahead and got five his dream retirement car (1970s corvette stingray)

[tis-for-the-vibes-darling]

If Klaus has come back to life when the apocalypse first happened:

Five: Shit, the world ended and all my siblings are dead-

Klaus, shooting up from the rubble: BONSOIR

[boomthemoon]

I care a lot more for the fact that Klaus doesn't have any of his tattoos in the last scene than with them all not being able to user their powers.

[stuart-townsend]

Robert Sheehan as Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy | 3×01 “Meet the Family”

[jesusonafrickinboat]

Can we talk about how the afterlife gets more and more colorful as Klaus becomes more and more in control of his powers? Cause that’s BRILLIANT filmmaking right there

[nicostiel]

Five Hargreeves + Text Posts Part 5