if my ugly had a shape, it would be a spiral

Connor // 24 // he/him🏳️‍⚧️ // autistic you can also follow me on youtube

[fredersen]

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

[jncos]

Theory: Gordon Ramsay died from the knives thrown at him in the intro to Kitchen Nightmares, all the restaurants in the show are his dying visions and half-remembered aspects of what went wrong and brought him to this point

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it's natural for US senators to keep dying it's like a hobby for them

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[pisshandkerchief]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[sokodraws]

fine, you want the butcher? come on

[owenthetokencishet]

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[dotclownetowne]

age regressing to 2 years old but I'm a Christian baby and you are about to get a home run