[swagdinner]

she touch my yippee till i yay

[swagdinner]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[sinsegyes]

[x]

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

HUSBAND ALIVE AND FINE AS FUCK

[socxm]

daniel slammed armand against the wall by the lapels of his coat neve rkill yourself

[socxm]

and if i said i think jarda with short brown hair and without the uncanny valley contacts is hot then what

[cheddar-baby]

I post like this cause i lack nutrients

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[socxm]

i hope they cut marius' backstory down to one 10 second long flashback like girl i'm bored let's get out of the tree already

[flaskrobonoid]

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

[bisexualrozanov]

#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay

[socxm]

gabriella really took one look at louis and went 'yeah, i can see why you got him pregnant'

[socxm]

the mardi gras loustat flashback from ep 1 kills me, because it implies they just went 'let's get this from lestat's pov specifically so we can use it for something devastating later'

[socxm]

do you think lestat owns a dyson air wrap or do you think he just goes at it with a roundbrush

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[reticent-vampire]

Eric Bogosian as Daniel Molloy

The Vampire Lestat 3.01