A Soda For My Thoughts

A Tumblr account I just made and will let my thoughts loose on the world. Idk man, I'm just trying to vibe. Side note, stock images are the best visual representation of being drunk that I've ever found.

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where all the gay fellas at

smh

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Office Mints ARE The Rush

I recently bought a bag of little christmas mints that would some office place would have in a little bowl by the doors. I am THRIVING!

I can just pop one in my mouth and a few in my pockets and give them to people, I feel so funky! 

Like yes people, take my mints, eat them up, youre welcome! Have christmas vibes freshen your tummys!!! .

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So apparently I have a tumblr account now? that’s nifty! dont know what im gonna be doing on here but i guess that makes it more exciting lol

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Feeling Like The Exodus Story Rn

like the biblical one but kinda gay

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Rent Free: Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park ruined the dinosaurs bro. Like no one thinks of how cute velociraptors could be because all they got in their heads is big ol’ lizard bitches. Like what the fuck, show me their feathers that I can ruffle my fingers through or show me the door. Also, controversial take, T-rexes are over rated and like yeah they’re cool but also....  parasaurolophus?

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Haha I am Breaking

Kegan Cerna was in my room.