Soda

What am I doing | she/her | media interacter

[scrabble-rx]

ASHLYNA: Real brand-name medication, or random letters I pulled from a bag of Scrabble tiles?

Brand-name medication

Random letters

Remaining time: 18 hours 20 minutes

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[soda-quartz]

"Senely, who was, in fact, Special Missions" top 3 chapter. Senely Kover they could never make me hate you

[memoryisaneventhorizon]

apologies for the shitty phone pic but i made a mercy of kalr gijinka in tomodachi life and i need everyone to see how cute she is

[swagophile]

pilot: [first day at mech pilot orientation] so like. heres the part i dont get. does this HAVE to be a sex thing, cus i just wanna kill minorities and poor people. thats why i signed up for this job

handler: unfortunately it has to be a sex thing

pilot: aw MAN. can i still kill minorities and poor people

handler: 100%. with reckless abandon, even. but we are gonna have to touch you over it

pilot: i guess its worth it.. i guess..

[swagophile]

second pilot: wait i don't wanna kill minorities and brown people i joined over the sex thing. do i have to do that

handler: well. hmm. uh. about that. hm. look we'll hop you up on a ton of military grade drugs and like use weird hypno tech on you so you wont even be fully cognizant for all of it

second pilot: i guess thats not so bad

third pilot: [raising hand] this will still pay for my college degree right

handler: it will definitely pay for your college degree

third pilot: alright im game

[swagophile]

fourth pilot: wait these minorities and poor people deserve it right. like. they attacked us first right

handler: ohh yyeaaaaahhh absolutely no yeah this is all 100% justified don't worry

second pilot: wait they attacked us first? okay i dont have any reservations here this seems fine

third pilot: i'm just doing this to get my masters

first pilot: just to clarify i would do it either way. i just want to kill them

second pilot: you're kind of fucked up

first pilot: aren't we all though

handler: ok enough questions, to train you all ive bought our pilot with the most mech time out of her suit to teach you guys the basics

senior pilot: wh.. where is.. where is mmy skin,, wwh.. mmy.. where is.. ohgod,, mmy.. i'm,,, [staring at her hands] oh god what i have i done,,[reaches for the handler's gun and shoots herself in the head]

handler: god fucking damnit not again

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[winged-void]

you know I never thought about it but "tch..." is definitely a form of pouting

[winged-void]

tch is hmph for girls who devote 25% or more of their brain's processing power to figuring out how best to look like they don't care.

[soda-quartz]

is Isr/Iono really similar to Issa/Inu or am I reading too much into this

[soda-quartz]

ooohhhh ok i REALLY like the grammar going into Jonr's mind and supplying every pronoun/preposition etc, messed up and very uncomfortable to experience, sure, but also fun to read :)

[soda-quartz]

based Justice of Albis, the doctor was, in fact, irresponsible!

also no glove??? Jonr your propriety??? <-L+no beauty in thought or action

[soda-quartz]

ooohhhh ok i REALLY like the grammar going into Jonr's mind and supplying every pronoun/preposition etc, messed up and very uncomfortable to experience, sure, but also fun to read :)

[soda-quartz]

waitwaitwait hear me out. imperial radch animatic to 'try the wine' could have potential. oneday if i become tangible enough i will make it (good)

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[klarityva]

[bug-swarm]

[soda-quartz]

adore that Niranhin's only change to the office was adding a live laugh love sign. also "savants these days are always on their damn phones!" as an excuse for chastising Keemat is, in fact, kind of funny

[propalitetz]

liutenant tisarwat from the imperial radch series!!!!!

[myxinidaes]

holy shit the portugese covers for the imperial radch trilogy are so cool... the colours! the style!! the way the edges of the covers form a pattern together!!!

[ohmewhatsthis]

because every fandom needs at least one text post meme compilation!