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Whoever ranks Dexter S7 last/thinks it is the worse or just bad in general is genuinely baffling like ts is so deep you need to stay away from me in real life I'd probably get in a fight.. does anyone get me?? Like the season with ISAAK SIRKO RANKED LAST!? Bye.
ALOHA MY EX (6193 words) by SODACRACKPOP
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: DCU, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer, Suicide Squad (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: John Constantine/Nanaue Sha'ark
Characters: John Constantine, Nanaue Sha'ark
Additional Tags: Bottom John Constantine, Gay Sex, Human/Monster Romance, Teratophilia, King Shark is a Shark, Anal Sex, Mating, Getting Back Together, monster fucking, monster cock, Spells & Enchantments, Hawaii, John Constantine is a Mess, when is he not tho
Summary:
Constantine in the tropical region of Hawaii because the Justice League forced him to be there.
Is pure gold probably the best fic of constanshark ever
Why is Isaak and Dexter such a rarepair when they were literally set up as love interests and Ray Stevenson (Isaak's actor) said this in an interview before 💀
It's pretty clear Isaak was attracted to and fascinated by Dexter. Dexter was in his own way fond of Isaak and deep down didn't want to kill him, when Isaak was shot he even wanted to help him.
i cant ask on my alt acc (tamiamislasher) but man i love ur acc lol 😭 us dexter fans fixated on the more underrated villains gotta stick together (i loved isaak so much too, and i fw the dedication u have for isaak/dexter) (which shouldve happened but showtime pussied out)
yeah it's tiring how glazed trinity is and sometimes brian (even tho I love biney to death when I shouldnt)
I love seeing more people who love Isaak! lowkey gonna try making a community of isaak sirko lovers or isaak/dexter shippers.. need to be around my people
Showtime had the perfect setup to have Dexter have a male love interest, Dexter's very non-confirmative it would've made a lot of sense amongst their heavy chem. Also it wasn't normal for Dexter to fall in love with a killer like Hannah, leaves the door open to any possibilities.. especially a male love interest who fits the code.
I checked on the DSMP fandom after years and mofos are still glazing C!Tommy and shipping C!DNF.. I am so glad I left because the fandom lacked media literacy.
We are so back, but also completely cooked. A producer quoted on a panel, "Batista's passion this time around it to come after Dexter and uh it gets pretty gnarly." (8:08)
In which David Zayas/Batista's actor proceeds to say, "It's a different Batista."
I'm genuinely so scared I had hope he would be more understanding, but we MIGHT have to prepare a ton of tissues. I can't watch Dexter and Angel actually fighting with like actual hatred.. jesucristo.
I cannot stand the Trinity glazers like be so for real at least the ITK glazers make fucking sense. DDK's kills were 100x better than Trinity and arguably his story was even more creative/interesting.
Plus at the end of the day Isaak Sirko is probably the most deadliest of them all, especially when locked in/undistracted by emotions. In numerous scenes you see how quick and efficient Sirko is (ex. bar scene dodging a shotgun blast, or the screwdriver scene with Tony Rush).
^ If I go on longer about Isaak Sirko this post will be TOO long
Going back to Travis though they didn't throw some bullshit cliche satanist worshipping plot, no they made him an extremist religious cult figure with dissociative identity disorder. The whole thing with PR. Gellar was cool as shit too especially seeing him in the freezer. His kills were beautifully and artistically created with biblical messages and terrifying.
Brian though has to be the best, his messaging and set up was incredible. His kill methods were terrifying especially when he sent in the tape of that one girl. You can't go wrong either with the painted nails in the same pattern his mother that was murdered does. He's creepy, smart, and we don't even know what his kill count might have really been. The only reason why he got caught was because he started acting reckless in pursuit of Dexter, especially with the whole Batista ambush busted lip thing. You see too in original sin he butchers an innocent lady with a god damn chainsaw and pulled a very realistic act with Debra as Rudy Cooper. He's scary and ruthless, but still only cares about his baby brother, he's incredible.
Those three aside you also have Oliver Saxon, who was robbed by bad season 8 writing, but still better than Trinity. I mean this motherfucker was doing brain surgeries on people and delivering it to his mother whom thought he was dead. You see in S8 the video tape of what he does to Zach and the screaming + everything is horrible (I miss Zach..). He was just robbed by S8's Hannah McKay dickriding and rushed writing, yet still a better serial killer than Trinity. Crazy backstory too with killing his own younger brother as well as faking his death with some asylum fire.
And don't get me wrong this doesn't mean Trinity is bad, plus John Lithgow's acting was incredible, but that does not make him the best. There are more deadlier killers out there and at least two could easily fight him and take him down. Trinity's also OLD, maybe when he was younger he has a way better shot, but he's falling to age soon enough like how the Tooth Fairy did.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
I cannot emphasize enough that the reason Lumen is so hated in the Dexter fandom is because people hate realistic portrayals of trauma. They don't like the ugly side of it nor do they know how to handle or respond to it.
I'm just so tired of how the fandom treats her and forgets literally everything she went through, they just have this romanticized version of how an abuse victim should act.
Funny enough today I said this in a server and some guy proved my point by calling her annoying and saying she was acting stupid, plus tried to kill the guy who was helping her. He even had the nerve to say 'I know actual abuse victims, they act nothing like her' which is such a disgusting thing to say. It goes onto this idea of how an abuse victim should act or what is the acceptable way.
Everyone copes and responds to trauma differently in their own way.
It was Friday and Dexter had arranged for Harrison to stay over Jamie's after school, as well as sleep over. He got out of work early at around 12PM, excitedly walking out the precinct. Of course his excitement was hidden, but anyone could see it in his eyes.
Once home, he entered the apartment, and locked the door behind him. "Isaak?" He called out as he put his work bag on his desk.
Isaak came out from the bedroom down the hall, greeting Dexter with a charming smile. "Dex! How lovely to see you." Isaak greeted and Dexter smiled calmly.
Isaak approached fully to move and cup Dexter's face. "I presume work didn't give you much trouble today?" He queried as he squished Dexter's face together playfully.
"Nope, just a few blood reports needed to be written." Dexter muffledly responded as Isaak released his face. "Was just happy to come home and see you, relax for the day." Dex tells Isaak who smiled fondly at the man.
The taller of the two, Isaak, leaned down, and pressed his lips up against Dexter's. The two kissed for a good long moment before gracefully pulling away. "Then relax is what we'll do today." Isaak hummed as he then finally let go of Dexter. "I got you a surprise while you were out." Isaak informed Dex who came and leaned over the outer edge of the counter.
"Oh?" Dexter's voice perked with excitement as he slightly tilted his head.
He watched Isaak open the fridge and take out a white box, adorned with a neatly tied red ribbon. "I did not tie this ribbon, before you ask, that's simply too much effort." Isaak joked and Dexter raised an eyebrow.
"You tied the ribbon, didn't you?" Dexter playfully said with a smirk on his face.
Isaak chuckled and shook his head- not denying the claim. He put the box down on the counter gently by Dexter. Dexter untucked his arms and pulled the box closer.
"Untie it." Isaak told Dexter as he grabbed himself a glass and poured some vodka to sip on.
Dexter meanwhile untied the ribbon and put it aside, before going to open the box. He loosened the sides and picked it up, revealing a delicious sweet treat inside.
A Ukrainian honey cake, Dexter's favorite.
"You know me so well." Dex tells Isaak who chuckles, pleased by the genuine happiness on Dex's face. "What's this called again? Medo... something?" Dex asks and gets a laugh out of Isaak.
Isaak swirled his vodka in his hand, "you constantly remind me how any effort of you learning Ukrainian is futile." Isaak remarked and Dex shook his head.
"I asked the name, not for an insult." Dex said, of course lightheartedly, and fully amused.
"Medivnyk." Isaak replied, "Can you say that for me, handsome?" Isaak teased as Dex rolled his eyes.
"Me-dill-nick." Dexter responded as Isaak shook his head in amusement at the pronunciation.
The Ukrainian man simply found his boyfriend's American accent cute, especially tied with Dexter's more monotone and flat voice. Isaak grabbed a plate and a knife from the holder for Dex to cut a slice for himself. "You're better with a knife than me." Isaak told Dex.
"Think you're just lazy." Dex joked and took the knife, surgically cutting the beautiful honey cake into 8 generous slices. "You don't want a slice?" Dex asks and Isaak shakes his head.
"It's for you, мій любий." Isaak replied, it translated to 'my dear', and Dexter shook his head.
"Well thanks, моя любове." Dexter suddenly spoke- his pronunciation pretty much being on point. The translation was simply 'my love' but the weight meant so much for Isaak. Dex meanwhile grabbed his fork to take a piece of the cake.
Isaak slipped around the counter to get closer to Dex who was on the edge, snaking one arm around the man's waist with his other hand holding the vodka.
Isaak gently leaned up against Dex, resting his cheek on the man's head as he was much taller.
Dex took a bite of the cake and practically moaned. "This is delicious, Isaak." Dex tells Isaak who chuckles- happy Dex loved the cake which was expected. "дякую." Dex added, which just meant thank you- yet sounded so sweet coming out of Dex's mouth.
Isaak savoured the comforting moment, "прошу." He responded ‘you’re welcome’ with his eyes half-lidded from relaxation.
Dex leaned back more against Isaak, sinking his fork into the cake. Carefully he turned with the fork anchored towards Isaak, "try it." Dex told the man. Isaak had no objections and opened his mouth to engulf the bite.
It was a beautiful blend of honey, spices, and nuts that was home for Isaak.
"Oh, that is bloody delicious." Isaak replied as Dexter laughed and grabbed another bite for himself.
"Should've grabbed yourself a plate." Dexter muttered as Isaak placed his glass of vodka down. He fully snaked both his hands 'round Dexter's waist, holding the man in a comforting embrace.
He pressed a kiss on top of Dexter's head, before resting his cheek against it again. "I'm fine without it, I have something sweeter right here with me." Isaak cheesily replied and Dex scoffed.
"What, are you going to take a bite out of me?" Dex responded with a muffled tone while eating his cake.
"I absolutely could." Isaak hummed and moved to press his forehead against the top of Dex's head instead. Dex was fully amused by now, laughing through a mouthful of cake- which was sweet and intoxicating to Isaak.
Dex finished his slice and shut the box, carefully turning to face Isaak. "I appreciated the gift." Dex tells Isaak, "you know the way to my heart is food." Dex responds as he glances up at Isaak.
Dark green eyes met ice blue in a gaze of nothing but pure affection and devotion- something Dexter Morgan thought he wasn't capable of. Isaak had helped him discover it all and the truth, which Dexter thanked him for through acts of love.
"I just like to see a smile on your face." Isaak tells Dex, "makes my day more than anything to see you happy." Isaak adds without breaking eye contact.
"Sounds pretty selfish of you." Dex joked and Isaak only laughed.
"The only way I'm selfish is because I want you all to myself." Isaak replied, but lowered his voice to a whisper
"Well I'm all yours, Mr Sirko." Dex replied, moving his arms to wrap them around Isaak's neck. "Я тебе кохаю.." Dexter whispered, it translated to 'I love you' and the pronunciation was perfect. Even if it wasn't perfect Isaak would still melt, the message was there.
Instead of replying back, Isaak simply pulled Dexter over into a swift kiss. The two practically devoured one another with a strong passion, lips waltzing and intertwined.
It got heated and escalated into something more, soon the honey cake was abandoned on the counter for later.
Isaak and Dexter had a bit of ‘fun time’ in the bedroom, something ideal for Dexter's day of relaxation. If there was anything that could free Dexter from stress and woe- it was sex, specifically from Isaak.
In the midst of it all though, they neglected someone knocking on the front door. They were too in tune with one another during intercourse to acknowledge anything from the outside world, focused on each roll of the hips.
Outside, Brian waited, arms crossed and foot tapping. He had called Miami Metro asking if Dex was available and was informed Dex left work early at 12. It was 1 O'clock, where else would that ginger idiot be at?
"Is he ignoring the door?" Brian thought to himself and tried to get a good look into Dex's apartment but the curtains prevented him from doing so. So Brian stood out there for about 15 minutes, not knowing what was going on inside.
Dexter and Isaak blissfully finished, but finally heard the front door knocking. The two didn't care enough at the moment though and simply went to take a quick shower.
They needed to get all the sweat and other things off of each other. Dexter in particular didn't like to shower with people, but he accepted it on occasions, and this definitely was one.
Then the two got out of the shower and dried off, even changed while having a playful conversation.
30 minutes had passed.
Brian knocked really hard on the door and Dexter finally got fed up, groaning as Isaak laughed at his reaction.
"If it's one of those damn Jehovah Witnesses, I'm going to kill them." Dex jokingly said, but not lightheartedly as he slowly walked to the front door. Isaak sat on the bed and put on a nice white dress shirt, leaving a few buttons undone.
Dexter opened the front door and to his dismay Brian was there.
"Dexter." Brian spoke, "I've been standing here for 30 minutes." Brian added in a not so happy tone.
Dex crossed his arms, "and who's fault is that?" Dex asks and Brian points at him,
"I knew you were home." Brian says and then proceeds to let himself inside. "Let me guess, is your boyfriend here? What were you too busy making out with him like a high school boy?" Brian teased and Dex shut the door. Dex wasn't too happy- Brian came here unannounced and was going to foil Dex's fun plans, his older brother was a handful.
Thankfully Brian came later than the sex because he would’ve got true wrath from Dexter if he interrupted.
Isaak came out from the bedroom, "I am in fact here." Isaak tells Brian who crosses his arms.
"So neither of you could open the door?" Brian says and Dex sighs annoyed.
"What are you doing here?" Dex asks and Brian looks offended.
"Why do you sound upset by the fact I'm here? I came to see you, little brother." Brian responds as Dexter shakes his head.
"Today is my day to relax, Biney." Dex informs Brian, "means no siblings or other distractions." Dex tells his brother firmly and Brian glanced at Isaak immediately.
Brian did a thumb gesture to Isaak, "yet he's here?" Brian brings up and Isaak from the kitchen watches while enjoying a glass of vodka and medivnyk.
"That's my boyfriend, he's different." Dex replies, "he's part of the relaxation- and you came to ruin it." Dex tells Brian who slips his hands into his pockets.
"I can't believe you." Brian says and looks at Isaak, "do you hear this guy?" Brian asks and Isaak puts his glass down.
"I'm Switzerland." Isaak replied cheekily all while referencing Dexter with a smirk.
"You two are made for one another and I don't like that." Brian sighs and approaches the door. "I'll leave you alone, Dex." Brian says in a disappointed tone. "Leave you to get your guts rearranged that is." Brian remarks and Dex opens the door.
"Already happened." Dex muttered as Brian walked out- barely able to process the words.
"What-" Brian sounded shocked but was unable to ask more questions as Dexter locked the door.
Brian stood there stiff, before turning to leave down the walkway balcony. "He acts like a teenager." Brian purposely announced loudly for Dexter to hear through the door.
Dexter was annoyed, meanwhile Isaak let out a laugh of amusement.
With Brian out of the way now though, they could most definitely relax.
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