SoDamnVexed

So, I'm a youtuber, Musician, gamer, yeah. Let's not be creative, please.

[sodamnvexed]

https://www.twitch.tv/v_exed

Aye kids. I’m using this again but not often at all. I currently have to eat warheads every time I die in a match. So join me for getting tortured. 

[todoriko]

[heavy breathing] there’.s…peas……in there…..!

[super-affection]

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

[azothean]

[tachonis]

[nyagga]

pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods

[allegations-moved]

[filenames]

bird_looking_at_its_own_reflection.jpg

[scope-dogg]

covenant_plasma_rifle.jpg

[sodamnvexed]

Woohoo I'm drunk

[sodamnvexed]

I relate to kid icarus because I flew way too close to the sun.

[sodamnvexed]

I try so hard but so late. Its almost useless.

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[spell-bound-life]

Crystals for banishing someone:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

[morticious-delicious]

This here’s my banishin’ rock. 

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i just got arrested for being too ugly

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

can someone come bail me out

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

on my way!

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

can someone come bail me out

[sodamnvexed]

Guess who ain't ffeelin'it.

This niggaaa

[sodamnvexed]

Help me occupy my mind please

[sodamnvexed]

Drownin' in thought.

[sodamnvexed]

I need distractions

[localstarboy]

Man tied a hammock to his drone and is flying, if he ain’t in 3017 I don’t know who is

[colachampagnedad]

just when I thought I’ve seen it all

[pkpaulshow]

[trash-child-king]

oh my god what is that