I can eat more than you

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

[opheliathegrey]

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[jefffreybeaumont]

[triumph-of-adaptation]

[ymutate]

Sabrina Luthfa

Bangladesh

Acrylic Paint

[acheronist]

spotted by the river

[importantpics]

[segamascott]

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[segamascott]

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

[crithir]

[tamamita]

The workers, when organised, hold all the power

[X]

[knightofleo]

[captainjonnitkessler]

"If libraries were invented today conservatives would call it socialism and shut them down" never mind the conservatives, apparently if libraries were invented today authors would call them theft and shut them down

[icedteadrinker]

Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

[victusinveritas]

[liminalweirdo]

i'm not sure why this was posted without the link to the actual GFM but here it is