sometimes our saints are sinners

kai|latinx|32|florida bisexual she/they

[rexalogy]

[konoko]

[thatbitchsimone]

im fucking fuming over this i cant even lie like what the actual fuck is this. straight up evil behavior. also good job literally flat out admitting amber was indeed abused by depp since u fully acknowledged that she suffers from ptsd and that the ptsd is directly related/linked to him. literally just proudly telling us that ”yeah i knew he had abused amber and that amber has ptsd from it so i decided that we should try to give her panic attacks and just totally torment her like wouldnt it be so funny to give her flashbacks so she feels like shes being raped again lol she will look so craaazyyy” like honestly kill urself

[willgrahamscock]

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

[willgrahamscock]

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

[lustcannibalism]

what state are you in?

[willgrahamscock]

pretty bad

[lustcannibalism]

YOUR LOCATION

[willgrahamscock]

#i had to look up if op was still alive cuz. dude. what.

don't worry I just found out that I've been eating moldy bread for like 4 years because cutting the 'top off' doesn't get rid of the mold, it has roots that spread out so I think I'm part mold and will survive anything

[valentinsylve]

Tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

[wearewatcher]

GHOST FILES TOUR, WE’RE GOING

[maxanor]

I eat what you feel, and I’m insatiable. TEEN WOLF APPRECIATION WEEK | antagonist

[starjasmines]

it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

[omegaverse]

We should ban that bull shit

[pandawak]

Men don't exist for your aesthetic convenience...

[starjasmines]

this is simply not true.

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[ruinedchildhood]

[vympr]

[relelvance]

Wait if they turn it into an anime and we get yaoi of them w the crocodile biting on hooks left cheek and drool running down his face and chest but delicately gathering at the tip of his nipples

[duncebento]

what if that did happen

[gothluke]

flower baby🦋🪷🌺

[kaleidoscopeminds]

[flork-of-cows-official]

melatonin

[flork-of-cows-official]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[imposterogers]

endgame is so funny to me bc they were like ‘a ten year culmination! a proper sendoff to the avengers! the perfect ending!’ and then it proceeded to give the og avengers the actual worst possible endings. thor spends five years locked in a shack and then leaves his people to become a space pirate, despite asgard being his number one concern. tony spent five years out of the public eye, did very little inventing, and then dies. bruce (who hates the spotlight) became a celebrity and has a “catch phrase”. natasha’s found family abandoned her for five years and then she dies at the bottom of a cliff. clint became a ruthless killer with no morality, killing hundreds of people. steve spends five years doing nothing except mourning someone who died of old age, then chooses a white picket fence instead of the picket line. like HELLO? 

[storm-of-feathers]

oh teehee I’m in a silly goofy mood (I am hanging on by a fucking thread)

[jellypis-deactivated20240308]

you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????

[freshwaterraven]

the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead