Do You Feel

I almost just said everything would be fine, out loud - Mark Watney (The Martian)

[thegaymertrainer]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

via @mylordshesacactus

[bloominflowers]

a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart 💗

[ainokiseki]

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright ↳ faceless

[reticent-vampire]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND The Vampire Lestat 3.07

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[aenslem]

#same

[valtsv]

I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)

the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports

[short-for-melancholy]

[iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069]

[mcteeth]

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[milf-erasure]

abby roque in a backwards hat drinking beer out of the walter cup

[soppingwetratboy]

Not a frat boy in the world who could frat boy this hard

[hearteyesilya]

[holllanov]

shane + worrying about ilya

[sloganeeer]

[restoreour-innocence]

as the poets say… (insp)

[spicyvampire]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.02 "Olympians"

[ohlittlefox]

is someone chasing you?