Sodelefietje

I reblog: Cats, Ladies and Gentleman, quotes, spiritualty, porn and artwork I post: self made Photo's & toughts

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i am 41 cheetos tall 

[sex-doesnt-alarm-me-deactivated]

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

we were out of doritos 

[sodelefietje]

I had a panic attac today, first one sinds a while, it was stupid, but thank God my fiancé is my own lifeguard ♥️ I love him so much ♥️

[trasemc]

The most beautiful thing you will look today

3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮 Have a good trip!

[sacredwhores]

Didier Philippe-Gérard - The Kinky Ladies of Bourbon Street (1976)

[bender-rodrigas]

What a legend

[thivus]

free my man santa

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FREE SANTA

[thevibraniumvoid]

FREE SANTA YOU COWARDS

[sodelefietje]

Free Santa!

[taylorswiftsthighs]

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

[felinetay]

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place

[sodelefietje]

Okay so here's the thing;

Yes there are more then enough porn sites, but not for like, beautiful, sensual, amazing pictures, GIFs, of nicely set sences ....that's what you found here... Right here.

When I "just want dick" I'll grab that one I have at home.

[thepersonalquotes]

[sodelefietje]

Tumblr was my place to find sensual, sexy, horny pictures

And I'm not ready to give that up yet 😭

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[zonecassette]

Real satellite imagery from NASA

We are killing out planet.

[themortalvacuum-blog]

No That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

[gamsee]

no thats our dying planet have some respect

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“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

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[fatherwayy]

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[sosuperawesome]

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[greylilacs]

I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

[greylilacs]

Update

They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies. 

This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly. 

He’s not very good at it yet though.

He try his best. 

[fortidogi]

He has a fucking :3 on his face.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

[finalposs]

@mmmskulljuice

[mmmskulljuice]

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

[mrbeefgnaw]

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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I DO KNOW THEM!