Soffilill

[effemimaniac]

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy 101:

❌ Don't say: "I smell bad"

✅ Do say: "I stink good"

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[leviathan-supersystem]

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

[luigis-slut]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This thread is gold

[lesbianshepard]

[seanklingelhoefer]

Niedernsill, Austria 2018.

Nikon 35ti | Kodak Ultramax 400

[anxietyproblem]

[knifefightscene]

No literally where did it go kfahdahdsf

[dwagom]

there was never any money involved at any point in time, the $7B is how much more he would've made if he'd sold his share in facebook before the stock price had plunged instead of after. saying "$7B" makes it sound like entire palettes of crisp $100 bills gradually evaporated from his nine-bedroom penthouse flat atop facebook's solid platinum skyscraper (with him powerlessly looking on and crying and screaming and tearing out his hair before doing some more cocaine to calm himself), when it's actually just a way of explaining that the conversion rate between facebook's stock and the us dollar has shifted in favour of the latter because the recent outage was in favour of the rich assholes who were buying (demanding less) and not the rich fucks who were selling (demanding more)

which is to say that the figure is interesting but in the long run appears inconsequential

[paolo-streito-1264]

Nastasia Dusapin (@nastasiadusapin).

[kenzodiazepine]

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sistertaxon]

having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today

[guerrillatech]

[neanderthyall]

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[memewhore]

[4gifs]