okay

i have no idea what i'm doing

[soflikeloaf]

TRY telling me mira sorrengail isn't a lesbian !!!! one of those siblings has to be gay !!!!!!!!!!!

[somewhere-in-the-rain]

The Empyrean as shitposts (part 6)

I will keep making these until the sun explodes.

Xaden Riorson

Violet Sorrengail

Sloane Mairi

Major Varrish (I hate to include him, but this was too funny to me)

Mira Sorrengail

Fen Riorson

Imogen Cardulo

Jesinia Neilwart

Andarna

Brennan Sorrengail

Ridoc Gamlyn

Garrick Tavis

Liam Mairi

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

[bookdragon-shenanigans]

The Empyrean as shitposts (OS edition)

[BEWARE! SPOILERS AHEAD]

Aaric Graycastle

Violet Sorrengail

Bodhi Durran

Mira Sorrengail

Xaden Riorson

Sloane Mairi

Ridoc Gamlyn

Dain Aetos

Garrick Tavis

[azertyrobaz]

That's just an innocent nun, out for a pleasure cruise.

[girlballs-archive]

how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear

[girlballs-archive]

[soflikeloaf]

my husband, an adult man, in the wake of tiktok's death: okay so tell me what tumblr is

me: you are going to be so sorry you asked

[guerrillatech]

Nice

[teaboot]

how does one get famous on here. genuinely asking

If you yell random bullshit on the same street corner every day then eventually everyone in town will know who you are

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[teaboot]

Missed a big one, huh

[azertyrobaz]

That's just an innocent nun, out for a pleasure cruise.

[animentality]

[urgetocreate]

Skip Whitcomb, A Winter Evening Walk Home, No Left Turn, 2024, Pastel on handmade paper

[theconcealedweapon]

[jumex]

Keep scrolling guys we’re almost there

[liberalsarecool]

Aren't people just tired of dying on this hill?

It's not about you, it's about them and if someone wants their pronouns to be they/them, get over it.