I love you

Originally Fiftyshadesofdebachery and Soft-Amazonian! Feel free to talk to me 30/mommy and I exist. ☆ Sorry for the nsfw but also i dont care 💕

[soft-debauchery]

Sometimes i get too horny on main. Just bap me with a rolled up magazine and ill return to my shitposting promptly.

[noneuclideangarf]

oh to be a rotating garfield plush

[baldursghaik]

actually I lied, this was the funniest part of that doctor's appointment

[thememedaddy]

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[nonbinaryyue]

the way sokka looks like his mom but tries so hard to be his dad and the way katara looks like her dad and tries so hard to be her mom is. ouch

[nonbinaryyue]

it’s like. sokka says he doesn’t know what his mother looks like but throws himself in front of katara time and time again. he comes up with plans and tries to lead armies but inspires and loves and guides five kids without parents instead. he’s creative and funny and goofy and so so so full of love. and katara says that she’s been doing all the work around camp since mom died but all she wants is to learn how to fight. she’s angry at her dad for abandoning her but stands in front of a group of hopeless earthbenders and attempts to rally them with a speech. she tries and tries to be soft but ends up blowing up a factory to save the enemy. sokka wants to be his father but carries his mother’s heart. katara feels like she has to be her mother but has her father’s fight.

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[livepasthope]

we simply have to hold on to the belief that we will live to see a world in which every driver on the road knows how to execute a zipper merge

[livepasthope]

we simply have to hold on to the belief that we will live to see a world in which every driver on the road knows how to execute a zipper merge

[nutongzhi]

[gregsmth]

Getting typecast as a straight nerd after P&R, he finally made it out to Severance and the world saw his true range. And he got typecast as a depressed alcoholic nerd.

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[terracloak]

you know who else got aborted?

[sapphling]

nobody tells you this about adult life but being a slut on the internet can help you make friends

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane