Lieutenant Amber, reporting for duty to spectrum
The residents sniper for Sky base, and covert ops when needed, weapons handler, with a former Marine background
Which is why they call me crayon muncher...
So guess I'll see ya around
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@spectrums-crayon-eater
Lieutenant Amber, reporting for duty to spectrum
The residents sniper for Sky base, and covert ops when needed, weapons handler, with a former Marine background
Which is why they call me crayon muncher...
So guess I'll see ya around
are the middle names on the captain scarlet fandom wiki real or are they made up for fun
The… what?
Goodness I haven’t heard the words “fandom wiki” in many years…
@spectrum-officer-lt-green Lieutenant, has someone attempted to make an encyclopaedia about our organisation?
Sir… It’s worse than you think… It’s the result of Spectrum’s worst data breach…
However, they don’t seem to have information on all the Spectrum Officers. @sable-of-spectrum and @spectrums-crayon-eater seem to be safe.
Oh thank god-
Well damn...huh...that's a that's a problem
Given that Jeff has claimed he'd be the bride if (or is it a when?) he marries The Mechanic, would that make you the Best Man or the Maid of Honour?
No comment.
Pretty sure he's the person who glares at the crowd to when the pastor asks "if anyone has any reason, for the couple to marry speak now of forever hold your peace" ...Sir
Join spectrum they said, travel to warm climates they said
It could always be worse.
Paperwork.
Damn...yeah you got me there scarlet
But you got climate control room and comfy chairs
@cpt-scarlet-spectrum I'm not certain where Amber is right now, but he may also have to contend with Moose and Orcas. That is not a clash I ever want to witness again. *shudders*
Hehe...
Keeping my head on a swivle anyway for either...dont plan on becoming orca food
You don't want to tangle with a moose either. I've said a thousand times, don't mess with the mega-fauna.
Oh trust me
They scare me enough as it is, I keep a verrrry respectable distance....
Join spectrum they said, travel to warm climates they said
It could always be worse.
Paperwork.
Damn...yeah you got me there scarlet
But you got climate control room and comfy chairs
@cpt-scarlet-spectrum I'm not certain where Amber is right now, but he may also have to contend with Moose and Orcas. That is not a clash I ever want to witness again. *shudders*
Hehe...
Keeping my head on a swivle anyway for either...dont plan on becoming orca food
Join spectrum they said, travel to warm climates they said
It could always be worse.
Paperwork.
Damn...yeah you got me there scarlet
But you got climate control room and comfy chairs
Yes, I am an introvert Amber. I'm not a happy with crowds.
However, if I ever fully recover mentally from being enslaved by the Mysterons, you may find out one of the most dangerous people int he world is a bored introvert. 😁😈
-- Captain Black
....
*blink*
He's joking right??
He's joking???
Guys???
Relax Amber. If I intended mischief, I wouldn't have given you a heads up.
Just stay away from my cats and my motorcycles.
Hehe...I'll keep that in mind for when you are in your mischievous moods
Heh...as a man also with a motorbike, I understood crystal clear conrad
I rebuilt/restored most of mine. One of them is even street-legal. Not that it stops me from riding the other ones. A nice long stretch of empty road is heaven.
Damn...huh well If I have bike troubles I know who to go
just stay away from the cops
Gotta agree, nice sunny day, a good radio station is a dream
More than happy to help.
they would need to be able to keep up with me first
Yes. People have asked me how I possibly my leave racing around going nowhere (jumping off cliffs, out of airplanes or off the top of buildings etc. as well) But they just don't understand the complete calm and peace you have when you're going faster than most people can think. Plus I like to take camping supplies and sleep under the stars.
Cheers conrad, I'll keep that in mind
Hehe! That's the spirit
Na I get it, the middle of ass nowhere just a paper map ans a compass sleeping out in the stars with nothing more with what ya pack amd a motorbike, its liberating and in a way freedom that most people will never understand,
Yes, I am an introvert Amber. I'm not a happy with crowds.
However, if I ever fully recover mentally from being enslaved by the Mysterons, you may find out one of the most dangerous people int he world is a bored introvert. 😁😈
-- Captain Black
....
*blink*
He's joking right??
He's joking???
Guys???
Relax Amber. If I intended mischief, I wouldn't have given you a heads up.
Just stay away from my cats and my motorcycles.
Hehe...I'll keep that in mind for when you are in your mischievous moods
Heh...as a man also with a motorbike, I understood crystal clear conrad
I rebuilt/restored most of mine. One of them is even street-legal. Not that it stops me from riding the other ones. A nice long stretch of empty road is heaven.
Damn...huh well If I have bike troubles I know who to go
just stay away from the cops
Gotta agree, nice sunny day, a good radio station is a dream
Yes, I am an introvert Amber. I'm not a happy with crowds.
However, if I ever fully recover mentally from being enslaved by the Mysterons, you may find out one of the most dangerous people int he world is a bored introvert. 😁😈
-- Captain Black
....
*blink*
He's joking right??
He's joking???
Guys???
Relax Amber. If I intended mischief, I wouldn't have given you a heads up.
Just stay away from my cats and my motorcycles.
Hehe...I'll keep that in mind for when you are in your mischievous moods
Heh...as a man also with a motorbike, I understood crystal clear conrad
Yes, I am an introvert Amber. I'm not a happy with crowds.
However, if I ever fully recover mentally from being enslaved by the Mysterons, you may find out one of the most dangerous people int he world is a bored introvert. 😁😈
-- Captain Black
....
*blink*
He's joking right??
He's joking???
Guys???
Join spectrum they said, travel to warm climates they said
Oh-
That's not supposed to be there-
I see you have a new friend.
They have a very polite smile.
...
Think we can get him on sky base?
Without white knowing?
You're on your own with that one buddy
*blonk*
Keep the colonel distracted, blue gonna get an alligator-
his name is Albert the alligator
No. Albert would be very unhappy on Cloudbase. And we don't have a terrarium big enough to keep him safely and happy in. No, unhappy animals on Cloudbase.
Damn...
Maybe a ground base? We can train him as a guard Alligator?
No. There's no such thing as a trainable alligator, not one that old already.
Yes, He's adorable, which is precisely why he gets left where he will live a hopefully long and happy life.
By the way, why were you going to give him to Blue as a pet?
Damn...there goes the idea for an invest-agator Albert....
Maybe just visits to his lake....
Not as a pet for blue...more like scaring the shit out of hum with Albert
Just let Albert go back home.
And what has one of Paul's most important lifelines done that merits being pranked with an actual alligator?
I do think Conrad has a point here, Lieutenant. "Actual honest to god fucking alligator" feels like an unwarranted escalation in prank scale.
Just fill the sink in his quarters with rubber ducks or something. I've been meaning to but I haven't gotten around to it yet, and I feel like that might be within your skillset.
...
Yeahhh...yall are right...
Maybe the mass of glitter too...
I don't do glitter either. Learnt that one the hard way growing up. We were finding it in corners of the house for years after the fact.
Let me know if you want those rubber ducks. I've been collecting.
Packing peanuts then!
Also learnt glitter gets everywhere
Maybe the ducks...
Oh-
That's not supposed to be there-
I see you have a new friend.
They have a very polite smile.
...
Think we can get him on sky base?
Without white knowing?
You're on your own with that one buddy
*blonk*
Keep the colonel distracted, blue gonna get an alligator-
his name is Albert the alligator
No. Albert would be very unhappy on Cloudbase. And we don't have a terrarium big enough to keep him safely and happy in. No, unhappy animals on Cloudbase.
Damn...
Maybe a ground base? We can train him as a guard Alligator?
No. There's no such thing as a trainable alligator, not one that old already.
Yes, He's adorable, which is precisely why he gets left where he will live a hopefully long and happy life.
By the way, why were you going to give him to Blue as a pet?
Damn...there goes the idea for an invest-agator Albert....
Maybe just visits to his lake....
Not as a pet for blue...more like scaring the shit out of hum with Albert
Just let Albert go back home.
And what has one of Paul's most important lifelines done that merits being pranked with an actual alligator?
I do think Conrad has a point here, Lieutenant. "Actual honest to god fucking alligator" feels like an unwarranted escalation in prank scale.
Just fill the sink in his quarters with rubber ducks or something. I've been meaning to but I haven't gotten around to it yet, and I feel like that might be within your skillset.
...
Yeahhh...yall are right...
Maybe the mass of glitter too...
Oh-
That's not supposed to be there-
I see you have a new friend.
They have a very polite smile.
...
Think we can get him on sky base?
Without white knowing?
You're on your own with that one buddy
*blonk*
Keep the colonel distracted, blue gonna get an alligator-
his name is Albert the alligator
No. Albert would be very unhappy on Cloudbase. And we don't have a terrarium big enough to keep him safely and happy in. No, unhappy animals on Cloudbase.
Damn...
Maybe a ground base? We can train him as a guard Alligator?
No. There's no such thing as a trainable alligator, not one that old already.
Yes, He's adorable, which is precisely why he gets left where he will live a hopefully long and happy life.
By the way, why were you going to give him to Blue as a pet?
Damn...there goes the idea for an invest-agator Albert....
Maybe just visits to his lake....
Not as a pet for blue...more like scaring the shit out of hum with Albert
Oh-
That's not supposed to be there-
I see you have a new friend.
They have a very polite smile.
...
Think we can get him on sky base?
Without white knowing?
You're on your own with that one buddy
*blonk*
Keep the colonel distracted, blue gonna get an alligator-
his name is Albert the alligator
No. Albert would be very unhappy on Cloudbase. And we don't have a terrarium big enough to keep him safely and happy in. No, unhappy animals on Cloudbase.
Damn...
Maybe a ground base? We can train him as a guard Alligator?
Oh-
That's not supposed to be there-
I see you have a new friend.
They have a very polite smile.
...
Think we can get him on sky base?
Without white knowing?
You're on your own with that one buddy
*blonk*
Keep the colonel distracted, blue gonna get an alligator-
his name is Albert the alligator