[memelovingbot]

she wears short skirts, i wear communism

[slimemoldscholar]

syd reviews emojis: wlw

2 cute girls. apple’s love of gradients definitely comes through but it doesn’t ruin the cute sapphic vibes. probably middle school girlfriends who braid each other’s hair at recess. 8/10 the blue one did the red one’s pigtails

they look like they’re power posing. stiffer than apple’s and their legs are triangular, but they still look happy to be here. no unique hair but they coordinated shirts today and that’s cute. 5/10 let them bend their arms

microsoft’s harsh black border makes them look sad and trapped. where are their necks? where are their mouths? at least they got cute bangs. 2/10 free them

lego heads. I appreciate the hair highlight, but their eyes are wide and unseeing. probably have seen unspeakable things. is it just me or do the red shoes clash with the pink dress. 3/10 for the ground shadow

some very smol wlw. cute femme businesswomen who love and support each other. nice color scheme but main drawback is that the details are hard to see. 7/10 let me appreciate their lipstick game

they aren’t holding hands!!! what’s this weird wrist-crossing thing?? I can’t get on board with the shapes for a face but they got their own haircuts at least. 4/10 I asked for handholding

cute angle distracts me from the soulless eyes. I feel like I’m staring into the void and the void is wearing a purple t-shirt. they look like they take on challenges together (by unhinging their mouths and devouring souls???) 2/10 coraline flashbacks

what are they hiding? they look exactly the same. are these the twins from the shining? did emojione turn wlw into cousins a la sailor moon? are lesbians just clones? we may never know. 0.5/10 half point for cute purple dress

aw! they’re looking lovingly into each others eyes. the oversized heads just make room for a little blush. I love their little boots and they each got their own haircut. 10/10 anime but it works!

different heights, hair, and outfits? messenger really put some detail into their sapphic emojis. just like emojidex the ladies get to look at each other, but where are their faces? 9/10 I have to imagine the heart eyes

their dresses are cute but their faces are haunting. appreciate the colors and the hair but can’t shake the feeling that they’re watching me. 5/10 adequate yet unsettling

htc these are just shapes. where are their necks? why only one arm? the legs are just trapezoids.  heads aren’t circles! touching points of arm-blocks is not handholding! 0/10 this design is homophobia

also super small but keeps it simple. cute colors and a unique design for each of them. they probably go mountain biking on the weekends. 10/10 they met at a roller derby

[acetheticallynice]

If you really wanna get a sense of just how fucking big blue whales really are, then consider the fact that the dolphins swimming in front of this whale are over two metres long

[b-atiful]

While 100% a species of dolphin i want to point out those are ORCAS. if anyone got confused for a second like i did. Those are fucking orcas. Holy shit that is a giant fucking whale.

[shmegel]

Each orca is over 6.5 feet long, Americans.

[bunjywunjy]

guys, just, no. these are likely pacific whitesided dolphins, a criminally adorable cetacean found in the North Pacific that does indeed average at around 2.3-2.5 meters long.

now THIS is an orca, pictured here in the act of headbutt-murdering a common dolphin right into fucking oblivion. (common dolphins are about the same size as the pacific whitesided dolphin, for scale.)

that’s right, orcas max out at an astonishing 25 feet long, or well over 7 meters. that’s almost a quarter as long as that blue whale, and is just generally way too fucking big to deal with today when you remember that we’re talking about an apex predator the size of a minibus. they’re simply too big to be mistaken for anything else in the ocean!

orcas eat a wide variety of foods depending on their location, from herring to that really unfortunate common dolphin up there (rip.) if I really wanted to give the lowdown on them I’d be here all day, but I’ll tell you that orcas are also the only known predator to hunt and kill blue whales. so lets just be glad it’s only the dolphins in that first pic!

[bunjywunjy]

also here’s a cheerful reminder that the evolutionary rise of the Orca mysteriously coincided perfectly with the decline and extinction of Megalodon! 

coincidence, I’m sure. have a good night, everybody!

[ayalaatreides]

The Orca arriving in the world’s oceans, seeing the Megalodon: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

[live-long-and-paws-purr]

I love how this started as admiring blue whales and ended in quaking in fear over giant murder tuxedos

[programaticallydelicious]

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

[hiikawahinas-deactivated2021111]

pride jack’o lantern emojis for your enjoyment. all free to use unless you’re a t/rf, tr/scum, tr/nsmed, exc/usionist, aph/be, r/dfem, you know the deal.

[ lesbian (sadlesbeandisaster’s flag) / gay (six stripe flag) / bi trans / pan / nonbinary asexual / aromantic / genderfluid ]

(more to come… sometime)

[stjernfaerie]

(( ooc: inspired by this artwork by @blvnk-art & @jenlizrose ’s portrayal of @blvnk-art ’s pixie-cut Ginny ))

[ennis]

Lesbian dragon emojis i made for pride using @sadlesbiandisaster‘s lesbian flag, which i love and really hope catches on!!!

made these using my favorite dragon emojis, even recolored some bc they didn’t look as good with the stripes. each emoji is 120x120 pixels; feel free to use if you want!!

[thedeancas]

You know what we need? All of the pride flags as emojis. We have the gay pride flag but I want the trans flag, the bi flag, the pan flag, the ace flag, the non-binary flag. I want to see all of the flags for all of the beautiful people in this world.

[whitepeopletwitter]

“You’re boring me to death”, Lana Del Rey sweatshirt

[byelacey]

all these lil knifes close up… the knife emoji is queer

[ru-tabega]

Character on tv show: *gets ribbed for not having sex*

Me, knowing that this will be treated as a character flaw and they will inevitably be in a sex scene to show “character development”: 

[crashart26]

@michelepetrelli contemporary artist. Su @crashart26 @crashart31 @crashirony

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

april fools im dead inside

[thebestoftumbling]

[cookii-whore]

[123iloveyoutoo]

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

[123iloveyoutoo]

im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

[orchidvioletindigo]

It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

[gayaarakocra]

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

[dongcroncher]

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

[glumshoe]

I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems… but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own:

Just LOOK at this incredible grumpy old gay robot sweater. Look at it.

[slightedtrashqueen]

Its Bernie Sanders

[glumshoe]

My god you’re right.

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

I looked up Wit Knits and you’re right, every one of these designs is fucking fantastic:

[lillyoftheally]

im the man with banana on his sweater holding a fuckn pineapple