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moving blogs!!!

hey guys, this blog feels pretty cluttered so I’m getting a fresh start! @abaaisses is my new art/main blog, and since I’m not going to reblog things from there, I made a reblog-blog @starwarrlng.

I’ll still be around on here for a while, I feel like I need to clear out my liked posts (because there’s so many things I always meant to later reblog, so I’m actually reblogging a lot of the posts to my new one). But anyway, yeah! Follow me on my new blogs if you’d like!

softbodhii

moving blogs!!!

hey guys, this blog feels pretty cluttered so I’m getting a fresh start! @abaaisses is my new art/main blog, and since I’m not going to reblog things from there, I made a reblog-blog @starwarrlng.

I’ll still be around on here for a while, I feel like I need to clear out my liked posts (because there’s so many things I always meant to later reblog, so I’m actually reblogging a lot of the posts to my new one). But anyway, yeah! Follow me on my new blogs if you’d like!

softbodhii

moving blogs!!!

hey guys, this blog feels pretty cluttered so I’m getting a fresh start! @abaaisses is my new art/main blog, and since I’m not going to reblog things from there, I made a reblog-blog @starwarrlng.

I’ll still be around on here for a while, I feel like I need to clear out my liked posts (because there’s so many things I always meant to later reblog, so I’m actually reblogging a lot of the posts to my new one). But anyway, yeah! Follow me on my new blogs if you’d like!

softbodhii

moving blogs!!!

hey guys, this blog feels pretty cluttered so I’m getting a fresh start! @abaaisses is my new art/main blog, and since I’m not going to reblog things from there, I made a reblog-blog @starwarrlng.

I’ll still be around on here for a while, I feel like I need to clear out my liked posts (because there’s so many things I always meant to later reblog, so I’m actually reblogging a lot of the posts to my new one). But anyway, yeah! Follow me on my new blogs if you’d like!

softbodhii

moving blogs!!!

hey guys, this blog feels pretty cluttered so I’m getting a fresh start! @abaaisses is my new art/main blog, and since I’m not going to reblog things from there, I made a reblog-blog @starwarrlng.

I’ll still be around on here for a while, I feel like I need to clear out my liked posts (because there’s so many things I always meant to later reblog, so I’m actually reblogging a lot of the posts to my new one). But anyway, yeah! Follow me on my new blogs if you’d like!

moving blogs!!!

hey guys, this blog feels pretty cluttered so I'm getting a fresh start! @abaaisses is my new art/main blog, and since I'm not going to reblog things from there, I made a reblog-blog @starwarrlng. I'll still be around on here for a while, I feel like I need to clear out my liked posts (because there's so many things I always meant to later reblog, so I'm actually reblogging a lot of the posts to my new one). But anyway, yeah! Follow me on my new blogs if you'd like!

thepontmerciest

Obviously the best way to start an introduction to a book is to just. fucking drag the author. Call him Mr Toad. I love it

gifsboom

Owl loves rubs. [video]

beeslybee

This is so important to me

sushinfood

i have legit never seen an owl trust someone so much it just lies back in bliss

jokin-around

Y'know i realize jokers appearance and personality, old timey jokester in a suit, was mostly accurate for the time he was created, maybe like a decade or two off, but never really changed….

So like, Imagine a modern joker who’s just as much of a goofball as 40’s - 66 joker but wears bright neon clothes from the 80’s and 90’s and has a more modern sense of humor. Like he’s still a clown but all of his crimes play out like shitposts, he robs taco bells at midnight, get’s everywhere on a pair of heelies and orchestrated the clown epidemic of 2016

jokin-around

This is what his wardrobe looks like he wears nothing but rainbows because he’s Gay

kyubiical

this is the worst thing i’ve ever drawn

super-mollio

Oh my fucking lard

2oppositesidesof1coin

Okay but I love this because it’s a combination of everything that is evil and hilarious and it’s absolutely the Joker.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

This is better than 10000% of everything to do with the Joker in at least the last twenty years, other than the Lego Batman Movie

funnywildlife

Gossamer Wings by William Dalton on Flickr.

Legends say that hummingbirds float free of time, carrying our hopes for love, joy and celebration. Like a hummingbird, we aspire to hover and savor each moment as it passes; embrace all that life has to offer and to celebrate the joy of every day. The hummingbird’s delicate grace reminds us that life is rich, beauty is everywhere, every personal connection has meaning and that laughter is life’s sweetest creation. –Papyrus

tkingfisher

I…Ah…hmm.

Look, it’s a great photo. The photographer kicked butt. They should be very proud of this photo.

But hummingbirds are not carrying your hopes for joy around. I am sorry. Have you met hummingbirds? Hummingbirds believe strongly that they should be eighteen feet tall and have flamethrowers. They are a half ton of pugnacious wrapped up in a half ounce of feathers. Given the choice, hummingbirds would fly around with “Ride of the Valkyries” blasting out of tiny speakers on their wings, putting the eyes out of their enemies.

They do not fear humans, but if they learn that humans will provide feeders, they will become very demanding. They are fiercely territorial. They are…kind of jerks, actually.

Also, there are papers indicating that female hummingbirds engage in what can only be termed “nectar-based prostitution” where they trade sexual favors to males in return for access to particularly rich nectar sources.

If your hopes for love involve nectar and your hopes for joy involve crushing your foes, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their nestlings, etc, then possibly the hummingbird may carry them around, otherwise…uh…have you considered vultures? Vultures are very pleasant, affectionate, and social birds. You should probably give them your hopes and dreams. They would be better at it.

Did I mention it’s a great photo?

elodieunderglass

VULTURES, NOW.

this is Jack.

Jack (full name: Jack Sparrow) lives at the Hawk Conservancy. (He’s missing some toes because he was rescued from Vulture Smugglers.)

When you interact with Jack, you can tell he’s at about the level of … something between a ferret and a dog. Funny short little attention span, and a weird face to look at, but a human reads him as curious, friendly and interested in people.

When you meet a working vulture, you realize that they are definitely a wild predatory animal and very instinctive, but with a consciousness that extends to interest in their surroundings; like, he’s very much focused on THE SNACK, but before and after the SNACKTIME he also wants to have a chat about your day and look at your face and peer into your camera and ask to look at the pictures you took and then say “hey now take one where I’m doing duckface” and you’re like “ok Jack go ahead”

Contrast with owls, which are typically pretty, but which are basically as interactive as a pop-up ad. They exist to land on things and eat them. They are not complicated. Vultures are hey-whatcha-doin. They’re yeah I’m a psychopomp but my real hobby is DJ-ing. They’d like to couchsurf next time they’re in town. You’d let them.

I would give Jack my dreams to carry. He would hold them well, in his big black lovely inky eyes, in his broken gentle feet.