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[clungedestroyer]

[handymanbill]

Practice

(Part 13)

[handymanbill]

(Casual)

Yapper

They're both easily frightened

More casual stuff

[candycatfalls]

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

[secretmarial]

Honestly that reminds me of this funny thought I’ve been having where Billford from Ford’s perspective is a romcom turned horror movie while from Bill’s perspective they’re still in a romcom they’re just in the part where the couple breaks up over a silly miscommunication only to realize how much they need each other, reconcile, and laugh the misunderstanding off. Cue happily ever after

[raven-anime]

I love him a normal amount, Goodnight

[raven-anime]

I love him a normal amount, Goodnight

[noodles-and-tea]

Icons, truly

[noodles-and-tea]

Last one from the archives

[antlergrave]

[wolfythewitch]

Doodles

[phantomrose96]

A master to his action-hero trainee says, "Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind's eye. Come. We will remedy this."

And then the master paints his trainee's fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.

[phantomrose96]

Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he's never noticed before. He's staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.

[phantomrose96]

There's a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He's sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master's nails are flawless tech art.

[phantomrose96]

He's reached his final assessment and it's a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master's nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.

Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master's robe.

Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind's eye. He senses the master's attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.

It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view--5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.

The master smiles. "You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you."

The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.

[clownsuu]

I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me

[adorabludgeonable]

crazy that he said this while opened to the bill cipher page

[nyanaknifegal]

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[valtsv]

lighting a cigarette off the rim of my guardian angel's halo and they have to watch and let me shorten my lifespan by smoking it even though they're assigned to protect me from harm. because of free will.

[valtsv]

also it's a sadomasochism thing for us

[bunhex-deactivated20260127]

@dykevotions

[modist07]

That part of the book

[immalaneee]

wow his first words 😊