hiiiii :3

he/him + ve/vae/vaer, adult system, primarily Homestuck and In Stars And Time fictives feel free to dm! i dont bite i prommy

[awyissgrilledcheese]

[epersonae]

@mxmollusca

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[catdile]

Siffrin ADHD beam

[catdile]

He's just like me for real

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[dumbdoegirl]

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

[dumbdoegirl]

you’re liftable. i could lift you. i promise. you deserve it.

[artairwave]

“I ran away from home once!”

[fuskida]

"Bowl of Water with Night Sky" 2023 oil painting by David Stanger

[do-fish-bite]

I don't know if it's possible but are you able to turn the "Hug me" animation into a looping gif? I'm so in love with it and so badly want to just see the siffrin spinning without the sadness inbetween [evil]

Spoon feeds you pure agony on a plate what EVER do you meaaaaan

Here’s a bunch of em dear god they’re all spinning so much

I still love this animation I did they’re all so cuuuuute :(

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[atomic-crusader]

oh

oh i dont like that

[cipheramnesia]

Whatever, I could take the frosty folds of the abominable snowman.

[cipheramnesia]

I'll go down on the yonic yeti canyon.

[cipheramnesia]

She can blizzard on my glizzard any day.

[cipheramnesia]

Tomorrow's a snow day and brother I'm breaking out the Flexible Flyer.

[cipheramnesia]

We're about to get indecent at Dyatlov Pass.

[cipheramnesia]

Call me the McFlurry machine the way I break it down inside her.

[cipheramnesia]

You can hang us upside down but nothing can get me off my dairy queen.

[cipheramnesia]

She's my storm warning the way we're preppin for six to eight inches overnight.

[cipheramnesia]

Yeah baby doll I'm one snow blower that has a lifetime guarantee. You can call me Mister Plow, I'll allow it.

[cipheramnesia]

Or call me Scrat with how I'm hiding my nuts in your ice age, it's all good. Just lemme put a little dulce de leche on your shaved ice okay?

[cipheramnesia]

I did all this work and nothin to snow for it

[lunafoxdoll]

Hey are... are you okay?

[official-penis-posts]

​really puts the squat in Sasquatch

[bardically-uninspired]

aaand… scene!

[droppingartintotheinfinite]

so in other news they very much still make me insane

[grimoiremanifest]

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

[grimoiremanifest]

now hold on a minute here.

[blignick]

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[purple42]

holy shit i can't believe this was there the whole time (dialogue from when Loop explains how to zone out during conversations)

"Don't make the same mistakes I did, okay?" HDFHJKSDFKJDGJJFJJDJFSJKHASDFHJD

[shiamiko]

[cosmic-nia]

mirabelle and isabeau would totally write and brainstorm fanfics together (and proceed to go absolutely crazy)