Me: *sees pikachu*
Me: A PIKACHU?
Pikachu: *puts on hat*
Me: DETECTIVE PIKACHU??

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@softlyweepingbees
Me: *sees pikachu*
Me: A PIKACHU?
Pikachu: *puts on hat*
Me: DETECTIVE PIKACHU??
WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension
The World Health Organization is going to do what?!
friend: i’m going to the fridge you want anything to drink–
me:
One of the best signs I saw at Pride yesterday
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.
what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳
Crawling up the nose or ear canal would be easier to kill him than through the ass.
It’s not about easier,
I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes…………………… A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.
everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??
feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck
Yall rlly need to stop sexualizing the kids. And not just the girls. I see you nasty fuckers drawing the boys all sweaty and shirtless. Fuck off they’re 15
Yall won’t reblog this but go and reblog posts sayin the same about the girls and turn right around to reblog some more pics of 15 year old boys in sexual positions cause yall need something to jack off to I fucking see you
reblog this version cowards.
I basically just repeat the phrases “oh my god”, “holy shit”, and “hell yeah” and that’s the extent of my personality
that would explain my simple vocabulary and general buffoonery
let them travel together. it’d be funnie
Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….
Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….
what purpose do fingerless gloves have other than to make your character design 5000x hotter
i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous