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literally all i want to do is take a cute chubby boy out for ice cream and then rub his tummy when he’s full thAT’S IT

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concept: gansey has a pudgy tummy and ronan thinks it’s the cutest gotdamn thing and loves to pet it and kiss it

wow this is devastatingly cute?? chubby-but-buff gansey is both totally canon and my absolute jam

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King and Lionheart StormPilot au? With Poe as a beautiful chubby space prince and Finn his devoted knight-Jedi sworn to protect him but he has deep feelings for him.

He’s here.

Finn knew the moment Poe’s x-wing touched down onto the base. He was only a padawan, and the Force was not always strong inside him, but it was the strongest whenever Poe was around. 

It was strange that he couldn’t even usually sense Rey or Rose when they were coming. Perhaps it shouldn’t have surprised him after all… they never made his heart race or heat pool at the base of his stomach like Poe did. 

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Bucky as a fat, hotshot prince of a foreign nation studying (read "partying") in America at the same college as hardworking scholarship student Sam. They get stuck together for a project worth a chunk of their grade. This should go well

In America, all the celebrities have sculpted abs and strong jawlines. In America, you’re considered attractive if you refuse a second doughnut and drink kale and run four miles every morning. Sometimes, Sam despises America.

Sam has known that the fatphobic ideals of what is ‘conventionally attractive’ has never appealed to him. Yet, he exhausts himself by maintaining that standard. Sometimes he doesn’t know why he tries so hard to appeal to a demographic he’s not interested in. But in college, appeal is what it’s all about. Sam walks down the hallway to his dorm, sweaty after a run, his shirt clinging tightly to his six-pack. Both men and women stare. He’s stayed single throughout the first semester, but he almost feels bad for always turning them down.

Today, though, is different. The attention isn’t really on him. There’s a crowd at the opposite end of the hallway. Sam’s too tired to go see what it is, though, so he opened the door to his room and took a quick shower before class.

After that, he walked to his first class of the day, Thermodynamics 101. Oddly enough, almost none of the students were in their seats. Sam sat down next to Clint. “Hey, where is everybody?” he asked, signing while he spoke.

“You haven’t heard?” Clint signed back. “There’s a new student. Some kind of prince.”

“You’re joking.” Sam got up and followed a few other students to the main office, where the new student was talking to the dean.

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Give us some Bucky *blows a kiss to Sebby fans* and Obi-Wan *blows another kiss for the fellow Ewan fans* headcanons! Also this blog gives me life!

thank you! okay so i feel like every chubby bucky thing i’m gonna think of has already been done but like i love the concept of him shirtless and thick with his hair pulled back into a messy bun like practicing fighting with natasha or someone and steve walks in and sees his beefy boyfriend all like sweaty and jiggly and strong and powerful and like has a fucking coronary right there

ok and re: chubby obi-wan, im such a... fan of sad angsty overeating and like i can just picture him after the events of ep III like running away and holing up in a corner booth at the mos eisley cantina totally alone crying into like five orders of space nachos and trying to ignore the belly he’s developed as a result of his Angst(TM)

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it's uhhh 2am and @softjameskirk and i are doing the work that needs to be done, right here on tumblr dotcom

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Pls consider this: lazy spoiled fat rich boys 💕💘💖💞💖💞💓💕💖💞💗

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like weight gain by itself is the hottest thing but when you add someone being totally lazy and spoiled and gluttonous I just Cannot express how hot that is

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I see your chubby Raleigh Beckett headcanons and plead you for chubby Newton Geiszler headcanons (they are both snacks ironically)

charlie day is so stinkin’ cute like,,, ok so i watch always sunny and like i KNOW mac gets fat so we all only talk about that but charlie is so small and soft and like hes just adorable i want to put him in my pocket and keep him

anyways so i feel like newt is very like... not only does he look like a snack but whenever he’s researching or working or whatever he’s constantly snacking on some junk food and at first hermann is really annoyed, he is, because he doesn’t want to hear crunching or smell cool ranch doritos while he’s trying to concentrate on some complex equations but then he notices the way newt’s buttons are straining around his middle even more than usual and he starts bringing him treats, whole boxes of donuts, cupcakes and cookies, because they’re “quieter”.

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updated headcanons in literally no order and also i think i forgot some! 

steve harrington (stranger things) - ever since the kfc scene and then the breakup in season 2 i’ve wanted steve to get like soft as hell from eating his feelings and pitying himself. what can i say im a simple woman with simple desires

thor, bucky, steve, peter quill, natasha, literally just the whole ass MCU i don’t need to explain myself i feel like we’re all very much on the same page here. i live for rly muscular dudes who start getting just kinda big then bulky until it turns into actual chub it’s so... ideal. i also live for scarlett johansson and her soft curves. and i live for big wide dudes who look like fuckin vikings

steve trevor (wonder woman) - okay so like chris pine is my favorite chris and he would look so good softer like... just put that image in your mind. but like i love the idea of steve gaining weight and diana like knows that this is a thing people do but she’s never really seen it in person because amazons are 1. ridiculously fucking active but 2. according to the Lore(tm) don’t have to eat to survive so she’s like. very very interested and wants her boy to be soft and happy and safe. btw my pine thirst goes beyond wonder woman and yes, i DO love the star trek franchise and james t kirk should be chunky and adorable

poe dameron (star wars) - but like also literally any oscar isaac character like literally just watch inside llewyn davis because it is required viewing. like i do love and support confidently chubby poe dameron and his boyfriend finn who loves it but i also love and support grumpy lonely asshole llewyn who like wakes up in the morning and sees himself in the mirror and says “fatass” and then stuffs his gut full of food he “borrowed” from his friends’ cabinets

han solo (star wars) - i love the idea of him like being the kind of guy who eats everything he can whenever he can because he’s not always sure what he’ll be able to get but when he joins the rebellion he has food available all the time and leia, despite her disdain, always makes sure he eats and so okay whatever maybe his pants are a little more skin-tight than they used to be shut up chewie i’m not fat and then they’re on cloud city and lando gives them only the finest, richest food they have to offer and leia starts teasing him about his belly and he gets SO OFFENDED but she’s like no dumbass i LIKE it and.... yeah. also dad han is welcome here as well, and luke/han is VERY welcome

cassian andor (star wars rogue one) - honestly i don’t have any big thoughts here i just think it would be cute

jughead AND archie (riverdale) - okay we all know jughead eats like no one’s business and betty would be SUCH an enthusiastic feeder but i DO think we’re missing an opportunity here with archie because he’s like a jock type who starts dating this rich chick and going to fancy rich dinners with her and like it just would look so good ok veronica wants to pamper her boy

gansey (the raven cycle) - i take my muscular-armed boys very seriously i also take my fat ex-jocks very seriously and my well-intentioned nerdy boys seriously and my boys who talk constantly about food very seriously and my spoiled rich boys the most seriously of all so like basically i would die for him

raleigh becket (pacific rim) - it’s been a while since i’ve thought Deeply about that movie but like he is such a Food To Cope type and i need him to have a belly and thick-ass thighs

christian (moulin rouge!) - HOW ARE YOU GONNA MOVE TO PARIS AND NOT GET AT LEAST A LITTLE FAT COME ON GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. im also on board with chubby obi-wan kenobi, chubby whatever his characters were named in big fish and down with love, any and all ewans are welcome here

oliver (call me by your name) - it’s just like, this dude spends a summer in italy eating fresh pasta and drinking wine every day. please give him a belly. 

ilya or napoleon (the man from uncle) - apparently i’m thirstier for armie hammer than i thought but i love the idea of like, him putting on weight during a mission and gets so embarrassed and awkward about it but like gabby LOVES it she loves feeling small and light with her big broad boyfriend. additionally im a big fan of napoleon solo getting thicker than a snicker and being fine with it maybe a little TOO fine about it and ilya gets so flustered by his chunky bod and confidence 

alistair theirin (dragon age) - i feel like hes not like 100% Ripped(TM) anyways bc like his whole deal is being a Heavy Sword And Shield Warrior Type so like hes probably pretty, like, broad and thick and muscular but once he settles down with the grey warden, or becomes king, or whatever he still eats like he’s fighting darkspawn every day even when what he’s ACTUALLY doing is like sitting in a chair and loving his wife and petting dogs and respecting women so he puts on a bunch of weight pretty quick and gets like, a thick soft torso and expansive thighs. i am ALSO here for chubby cullen, for similar reasons.

butch deloria (fallout 3) - frankly this doesn’t even make sense in context bc like, it’s the apocalypse, food is scarce, etc but i feel like he’s such a Junk Food Boy and like then the lone wanderer meets him at the bar in rivet city and he has a little beer gut maybe or maybe hes just grown into himself a little, started aging out of his teenage metabolism, and started wielding big guns and just gotten broader and then he gets some sort of injury and ends up gaining weight throughout recovery because 1. hes not running all over the wasteland but 2. he still EATS like a teenage boy and he can’t zip up his tunnel snakes jacket anymore but the lone wanderer loves it 

will (american idiot) - ALL THIS GUY DOES THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ASS MUSICAL IS SIT ON A COUCH AND DRINK BEER AND EAT GARBAGE FOOD 

bash howard (GLOW) - he is a pampered rich boy. need i say more

there are probably other characters too especially from musicals bc im a theatre major so that’s my... brand but like it’s okay we’ll get there when we get there

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god i feel like he would be so confident wouldn’t he like just... he’s a guy with a gut and the appetite to match and he’s still the best pilot in the resistance so he doesn’t see a damn thing wrong with that. and like i can’t tag rn so 

TLJ SPOILERS AHEAD

but like i feel like the whole time leia is unconscious during TLJ he eats not for pleasure anymore, but to ease the pain and uncertainty he feels. and when finn and rose get back from canto bight there’s maybe a bit more of poe than there used to be, and finn can’t stop looking at it and blushing and looking away. when leia wakes up, she makes a few well-intentioned blunt remarks about poe’s new belly and finn almost dies right there 

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I NEED more Christian/Satine I had no idea how much I needed it til you came along but he's SUCH A PUPPY and he would be so cute and uncertain and she would be so reassuring and passionate that he wouldn't mind a bit and just aaaaaaaaaaaa I love it I love it!

YES YES YES... its like such a supportive atmosphere for him i feel like, so gentle and sweet, and she doesn’t have to play any Sexy Characters with him she can just be herself! and imagine like this little scottish boy like who grew up on porridge and 75 different kinds of sausage moving to PARIS and experiencing like the whole new world of food there. macarons and croissants and mille-feuille and crusty aromatic bread and holy fucking cheese heaven and satine makes sure he gets to try it all

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heyyyyy so do you know of any chubby!newsies fics????? bc i cant find any and i am thirSTY for my beautiful boys being safe and well fed

I DO NOT... someone will have to change that.................................... who will be the first brave soul

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HI WOW YES just found your tumblr and I love it. I'm a fellow chub kink lover, and I love your headcannons. I'm more of a chubby bucky lover, but maybe we can scream about soft poe sometime :D

ok so i literally check this blog like once every 12 years like i come out of the ground like a cicada and shed my skin for three hot seconds to talk about chubby guys and then i die but like im so down w/chubby bucky too omg yes