2000's Music

Eggnog and dogs

[str8boicore-deactivated20190112]

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

[neoridley-deactivated20161212]

when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

[porterr-robinson]

[clickholeofficial]

I Can’t Protect My Son From Everything, But If I Lock Him In The Svalbard Global Seed Vault I’ve Narrowed The Threat Down To Just Seeds

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[blobdylan]

Poltergeist (1982) dir. Steven Spielberg

[kibibarel]

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

[furrypost-generator]

someone in Congress is a furry and we’ll never find out who

[ruinedchildhood]

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[hildabelle]

The 4chan attacks have me worried as fuck. 4 entire Chans are going to attack us. I can never be prepared

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

jackie chan is already strong enough, i can’t imagine four of him

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

[someonespetturtle]

under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man

[sistertaxon]

types of stard

mu

ba

[averagefairy]

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend